eat, drink and be merry...

...for today is what we live for!

helga, life questions are boring. besides we already know the answers to them, and noone agrees with our answers anyway. we could talk about anything on the face of this earth to make this more like a proper blog...but where is the fun in that? when we can talk about boobs, porn, food, clothes and many other things that makes our lives so completely superficial yet interesting??? haha.

i have discovered that when i am uber bored...i can really be quite scarily productive. i spent my day off handwashing clothes, cleaning my entire room and wardrobe. all that mindless folding of clothes at work has really paid off. now i have a nice clean wardrobe with nicely folded and colour coded piles of clothing. yes i am rather sad i know. i don't know whether i should broadcast that to our faithful readers. oh well...too late.

cardinal rule #6. thou shalt not date anyone at work
cardinal rule #7. thou shalt not date a guy who spends extended amounts of time in the bathroom
cardinal rule #8. thou shalt not date a metrosexual guy. period.

olga's thought for the day: when one has not yet had their 21st birthday, one must remember not to have friends take closeup photos of one's cleavage.

what's up pussycat wooo woooo wooo....

...1) does anyone know that tom jones song??...and 2) why the heck am i promoting tom jones??!?!...

okay well i finally remembered what should've been the point of my previous post and i was gonna title it "sour puss" but then i got that stoopid wooo wooo wooo part in my head...but anyhoo...back to the point...

i was taking a lesiurely walk through the city the other day and this lady was walking in the opposite direction towards me and i thought she was greasing me off so i started to frown upon her and such but as she got closer i just realised that her lips naturally pointed downwards which made her appear to be a sourpuss. so that just got me wondering which way my lips pointed and which ways other people's pointed

this is a pointless entry i know. but it's been on my mind and everytime i look in the mirror i forget to check...and the only other reason why i've bothered to write it up in this blog is the fact that i'm now chocka block full on lamingtons, jam donuts, choccie biccies, and other sugary goodies and have been since 8am this morning...guess the sugar's finally taken its effect on me.

anne do you think we should become more philisophical and ask life questions that makes everyone ponder about their lives and where its headed in our blog?? was bored and browsed through some random blogs and they got me depressed...then i read ours, had a laugh and thought to myself "geez we're superficial...funny but superficial"

Helga singing out *what is the meaning of liiiiiifffeee????*
P.S I LOVE GOOD HAIR DAYS!!

i'm in love...

...with all things harry!!...potter that is HA!! sad as it is to admit it i don't really care...i'm reading a fan fiction (which is done so well that it could even seem to be from the book itself) of the books and it's good...except it has way tooooooo much hidden erotic subliminal things in there...not good for the mind...which leads me on to the following..

Quote No. 15 (?? i'm losing count..) -

• Jeannie - "Ohhh amy i'm reading that fan fic of harry potter you told me about again.."
  Amy - "yes i know you told me...so how's the loving??"
  Jeannie - "THEY ARE SOOOO NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!!"

and this is in reference to sirius black and remus lupin to...how so strange...who knows amy you might just get that homo-erotic love triangle you so crave to see in the books/movies ....you know which other coupling is also weird?? severus snape and hermione granger...ewwwww...but yet so intriguing..what do you think??

i've lost ya again haven't i ali??!!
there was actually a point to this particular post but i've lost it...probably cos i'm listening to like teeny weeny bubblegum pop from that kid that's in the summerland show and now it's screwed up my brain

Helga singing out *sooo very very confused as to what i was sayyyyyyiiinnnnggg*
P.S I LOVE PAAAAASSSSSTTTT THE POINT OF RRRREEEEETTTTUUUURRRNNNNN

testing 1, 2, 3...

ali told me to it this way. i used to be able to understand HTML...alas those days are gone. this is my attempt at using this program. so far it seems to be working. i'm not so computer illiterate after all!


artistic shot

"look at your watch now, you're still a super hot female"

after searching high and low for a topic to blog about that may be of some interest besides our daily ramblings, i have stumbled upon a few. shall we begin? although i must say with some pride after our australia day beach outing, i did not get burnt...just browner. YIPPEE!!! anyway, back to the topic at hand. i have decided to take out those old cardinal rules, give them a bit of a dusting, and possibly add to them. so read on...enjoy...and feel free to add as you please.

#1. thou shalt not chase after guy who is already in a relationship
#2. thou shalt not chase a friend's ex
#3. thou shalt not get back with thine ex
#4. thou shalt not chase a friend's sibling
#5. thou shalt not chase a friend's potential

olga's thought for the day: even with the size of one's wardrobe...sometimes you just can't find anything to wear.

the call of the sandy beaches...

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A FLOOZY YOU NONG HEAD.
have fun doing who knows what while we are at the beach.
love olga

the plastics..

anne called me a floozy!

16 days...

till lift off!! i unlike olga has always been excited about this trip cos i love airports cos they are such romantic places in the world. wow...just over 2 weeks before we leave...i still can't get over the fact that we were able to do the following regarding this trip...

1. get off our arses and actually go and get organise about the trip
2. actually have mooolah to pay off the trip

now we just have to somehow not spend that much in New Zealand....good luck to us!!

jeannie's epiphany (sp??) of the day - good friends are those that when they are stuck in their most desperate of times in their eternal boredom call you as a last resort to solicite some form of entertainment cos you are last on their list and then proceed to MUAH HAH HAH you down the line and have the thought of "that's gross" when told that indeed ice-cream and cake is nice and then go silent cos now they are hungry

anne/jeannie's epiphany of last night - good friends are those that encourage you to buy ridculously large amounts of food, say "that's disgusting" when piled on to the plate and then proceed to happily to help them eat it

jeannie's 2nd epiphany of the day - too good a friends are those that know instinctively that another is just trying to be naughty when calling a friend that the first friend happens to be talking to and also been told that they are talking too

Quote No. 14 -

• Amy - "Alcoholism isn't an expensive addiction - it makes you pee more"

now i have no idea how amy came to this conclusion at all......and she was comparing alcoholism to smoking as to which was more expensive as a bad habit

the countdown begins...

...TiLL WE JETSET TO NZ!!! i can't wait. there are so many advantages to going away. getting a well deserved holiday. escaping from reality for just a teensy bit. exploring new territory. just being AWAY from everything (except helga of course...damn...MUAH HAH HAH HAH!) i know i'm going to pay for that comment. i haven't really been THAT excited...but but...now i can't WAIT!!!

my weekend is about to begin, thank goodness. i know that's silly seeing as it is monday...but i worked the real weekend, so tuesday and wednesday is my weekend to rest and do whatever. like shop...and go to the beach...and SLEEP.

i am bored. the girls are going to see 'phantom of the opera' tomorrow night...and i had a brief moment of insanity where i was going to go...but thought better of it. also cos they booked tix already and i would have had to sit by myself. oh well...another night spent with my beloved lord of the rings EXTENDED EDITION.

olga's thought for the day: in 17 days time it's GOODBYE melbourne boys and HELLO kiwi boys! muahahahahahhahah

olga's second thought for the day: many condolences for the loss of helga's beloved doggie (who always growled at me unless i had food in my hand...much like helga does)

let me have cake!

well not exactly cake cos i have subway lunch with me at the moment...my version of being healthy...i actually have more vegetables in it this time than meat..want proof??

Meat - chicken
Vegetables - letteuce, carrot, capsicum, tomatoes, cucumber

5 to 1 ratio...see i can be good!! and i have to work through lunch cos i have so much work so now my subway wrapper is making lotsa noises...*wrinkle crinkle*

hello annie! errr..when are you doing psych?? have to see whether i can fit it into my timetable and whether i actually have points left to do it...can i have some yummy cake too?? is the house still standing?? do you have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs still?? can you see that i am very very worried whenever you mention that you're near cooking applicances?!?!?!?! are you doing my quotes of the day thingy?? i can't remember when shaz said that though she does say "OI WOMAN (fill in whatever she's yelling at us for..)"

green is pretty
hi jane kim!!! i've been warming up my vocal cords!! are you scared now??? i am..

Quote No. 13 - Amy rings me

• Jeannie : "Hello??"
  Amy : "Why do you sound so scared??"
  Jeannie : "Cos you're ringing me...."

Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOO*

P.S On a sadder note...my doggie passed away a couple of days ago (nee post where i said she wasn't feeling well...) *sob sob*

i'm baking

...a cake! well i'm gonna try and make uyen's really really yummy cake! hopefully i don't lose my finger or a house! trying to get recipe from email... unsuccessfully too coz gmail is down! so will have to babble on til i can get it and go to coles! today's a boot-ti-full sunday!!!!! all sunny and warm!!! i love sunday its my sit around and do nothing day except for reading the hearld sun, eating and sleeping!!!! and when are they gonna put 'our generation' back on!!! i LOVE that show... it was sooo good... with all the funny dancing with the equally funny names...'the duck wobble' or something like that...hehe where u basically flap ur arms and bop up and down trying to look like a duck! i wanna know how to do those dances!
in a recent interview i realised how self centered i am... well more than i thought before... in one of those dumb 'what are the top 5 things would u take to a desolated island' question... i said:

• food and juice
• pride and prejudice
• iPOd
• pencil and paper
• sunnies

which at the time i thought was a very nice list of stuff! that was until i heard other ppls response to their similar "genie gave u 5 wish" "the world is gonna end" kinda question. they all mention ppls and family and friends...!!! one woman took her kids to the desolated island! no one told me i could take people with me!!! so i ended up sounding like the most self centered little brat ever...! so all the people out there reading this - ALWAYS say FAMILY and FRIENDS to stupid questions in grp interviews!

do u guys like my splash of orange here!!! haha - trying to ruin ur dominating green and a little less dominating red!

SHAZ: woman i said: "U-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
your meant to say pilot!

helga do first yr psy. with me! Olga i'll see u next week...

gmail is still not working... but brain now too tired to babble on much further.

so i'll leave u all with this..."ya-ya!"

i am lost...

...well not me but i have been informed that a faithful reader of our blog gets lost about 2 sentences into my posts...so here's a new addition to our blog -

Helga's tip(s) of the day :

• read my posts as if i was talking to you right there....it might help knowing that i blab on in the manner that i speak as i do when i type things down from my head
• just give up reading the rest of the blog, post a comment and make little old jeannie very happy that someone does indeed still visit!!

i think i like tip no. 2 best...

ahh melbourne weather...don't you just love the unpredictablity?? i do...sweating like a wee little piggy one day and cool as a cucumber the next.

NEW ZEALAND HERE WE COME!!! 20 days till we jet off across the tasman into the unknown wilderness....

on a sadder note...my poor doggie isn't too well today...so not exactly a happy day for me (ignore the NEW ZEALAND HERE WE COME part..)

hope that was slightly better to understand ali!! let me know if i'm still incoherent or just plain nuts.

Helga bit too sad to sing out today....

hot hoT hOT HOT!!

on this fine day, i am sitting at home recovering from my 5 hour shift. all in all it was not such a bad day. even though i would have preferred to be sitting at the beach with some sort of contraption that would allow me to tan the stupid racer back tan that i have.

ANYWAY...tonight is another night for...doing who knows what. and since i have no plans, i will choose to crap on about nothing. absolutely nothing. for a few paragraphs.

yes jeannie, i think you did eat too much last night. i think that only we are silly enough to read this stoopid thing everyday and not only that...REPLY to it. i have had a few meagre thoughts swimming around in my head...so i will share them with the rest of you poor buggers reading this.

OLGA'S THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

• russian horseman looks much better than prehistoric horseman
• wearing pointy shoes really aren't good for your feet
• LOVE ACTUALLY is such a good movie...and reminds you that decent men don't exist within our reach
• home is such a nice place to be

FAREWELL FOR ANOTHER DAY! i am off to the beach tomorrow...hopefully without the aftereffects of last time.

i have come of age...

....oh crap i just realised that those of us that can be/are rather intuitive or am slightly just too in love with britain and all this period-drama-british style would realise that such a comment...okay i've lost my train of thought and actually don't know what the hell i am going on about...that's cos it is late at night, i've just survived ANOTHER trip to the airport (all in the name of friendship), had HUGE but very yummy dinner where Olga stole half of my bread, and watching west wing where for a whole freaking hour i did not realise that :

• a (former) president of the fictional US of A had died...
• and that the three men prancing about was a) another former former president b) a former president cos the current one was slightly sick and so had a little vacation c) the current president

i just thought it was three men all nicely dressed walking abouts in a nice garden talking very fast...in my defense it's on at all weird hours of the night, on all weird days of the week and i think i may have just missed some epi's along the way...but that's okay cos i make up the stories in my little head to keep myself amused

Olga felt like being nice and decided to inform me that my last post was indeed more like her previous posts where i got lazy (yes yet again) and just decided to crap on and simply quote her.....her and all you guy's punishment?? hearing me ramble longer than usual...

7 days till i am on full license...and before i forget..

Quote No. 12 -

• Anne : "I feel sorry for the guy (Jason Bourne - Bourne Supremacy)...he spends the whole movie in one outfit"

that after seeing the love of his life killed in front of him, injuring his leg from jumping off a bridge onto a moving boat, being shot in the shoulder as he walks in ice cold russia, being rammed into by russian horseman, running into russian horseman and then telling the daughter of a couple that he murdered that it was him who killed them. she really has a heart of gold that girl....

i think i ate too much tonight...oh well good times. off to go see another friend parade around in front of me in tankini's now....ahh wobbly bits...how we know all about wobbly bits Olga...

Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOO*
P.S. I LOVE FRIENDS WHO BUY $130 JACKETS THAT LOOK LIKE ANOTHER JACKET THEY HAVE ALREADY IN THEIR WARDROBE

Helga's sidenote of the day - with this new blogging sensation occurring we've now been informed that we can be sued over the content that goes in our blogs...but that's okay Olga and I have signed a prenup so all our assests are protected....

Helga's questions of the day - Anne are we the only one's reading our blog?? do you think that people actually visit and read all the crap that goes on inside our heads?? do you think i ate too much tonight??

the power of shopping

so ends my 4th working day and me looking forward to my wonderful day off. i am such a wonderful friend that i am spending my day off driving to the BLOODY AIRPORT. at least i get to sleep in. yippee!! i am in one of those moods where everything is nothing. i feel like i'm on another planet half the time...ok so most of you may think that i am on another planet ALL the time. that is another story.

anyway, after prancing around work for a few hours...it was off to shop on good old bridge road with dot and kathy. the theory proves true...when you are not looking for anything in particular, you will inevitably find something that costs a bundle. evidence: jacket in pilgrim...very COOL jacket...very OLGA jacket. no it is not some scandinavian jacket with breast plates. although it has pockets on both boobies! anyway, there goes most of sunday's pay to what i like to call a "classic investment". and note to helga, i have not strayed into superficial brandwhoreness...it was still a reasonable price.

i really should stop spending.

olga's thought for the day: when one falls asleep on the train home, one must take care to be leaning on wall with one's mouth closed and hopefully not snoring.

*sob sob*

...HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOOO HAPPY.....now he has pretty shiny goldy thingy on his mantlepiece....i feel soooo proud....ahhh this piece of news + sunshine outside + warm day + spending lunch cruising around window shopping in the city makes life nice......

[quote] going to work and trying to convince myself that the money is worth my time spent at work is slowly going down the crapper. and yet i still keep doing it. why? that i do not know the answer to [/quote]....hmmmm why does this sound so familiar?? and you do know the answer...i've said it often enough (btw this ain't that whole stupid and confusing if A went this way would B follow yada yada with us forgetting which bloody letter of the alphabet we are...next time we use J and A...at least that's distinguishable)

[quote]floaty gypsy skirts may look good to prance around in, but one must take care that one's panties are not on show when it is a windy day.[/quote]...okay.....

[quote]good friends are willing to see you in all your glory at the beach...rub sunscreen on your wobbly bits (the love handles, not the boobies!!)...stand back and let you get checked out by pervy old men...cover the one part of window of your car that isn't covered by a towel while you change...rub it in that you too are sunburnt...provide you with pills when you have gastro...and last of all...make you endure their singing ALL DAY while in the car with you!!! [/quote]..i just figured that i ended up fufilling 4 of the above 6 thingies...and hey abt the old pervy man checking your arse out at the beach...he at least gave you an approving nod afterwards...i was just way too put off to warn you and stuff..put off and amused that is...

Quote No. 11 -

• For those innocent ears out there i actually will refrain from directly quoting anything this time around from my memory bank cos what was said borders on pornographic...
  however we all found out Anne has very bad gag reflex

jeannie's arguement for the day - when asked would you flash your boobs at the rio de janerio mardis gras to get those flowery things that go around your neck and saying an emphatic "YES! you should try everything at least once in the spirit of the occasion" that answer DOES NOT apply to EVERYTHING i.e. every single minute (my-nute, not min-nit) aspect of your life...but then who knows it might just happen anyway.... and just for another arguments sake...i wasn't the only one who ended up answering yes to that kinda request for those flowery things (*ahum Anne*)

Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
P.S I LOVE THE GOLDEN GLOBES AND GREEN EYES

in never never land

have just arrived home from a relaxing (i think) evening spent in the company of friends. namely...amy, dan and jeannie. one needs evenings like these to maintain one's sanity. we went to watch [finding neverland] and it was a pretty good movie...considering it was a free one! ah the joys of having friends working at village.

i am deeply tired. i think i am even past tired. not so delirious like christmas time. but tired. working and trying to maintain some sort of pathetic social life is hard. going to work and trying to convince myself that the money is worth my time spent at work is slowly going down the crapper. and yet i still keep doing it. why? that i do not know the answer to. i must repeat this same train of thought so many times i confuse myself. so let us move on.

fully recovered from sunburn...don't even think i'm peeling. YAY! am sitting here trying to think of something half decent to talk about. but words are lost to the queen of BS.

olga's thought for the day: floaty gypsy skirts may look good to prance around in, but one must take care that one's panties are not on show when it is a windy day.

gypsy skirts and booby tops

olga's thought for the day: good friends are willing to see you in all your glory at the beach...rub sunscreen on your wobbly bits (the love handles, not the boobies!!)...stand back and let you get checked out by pervy old men...cover the one part of window of your car that isn't covered by a towel while you change...rub it in that you too are sunburnt...provide you with pills when you have gastro...and last of all...make you endure their singing ALL DAY while in the car with you!!!

oh the pain why the pain....

....i have devised a new mathematical hypothesis that is and will forever be proven correct if followed precisely....

vainity + sun = searing red pain

and how do i know this has been proven correct?? well 6 chicks + beach + sun = above equation...all except for one have gotton burnt...in some of the most unreachable parts of your body if flexibility is not one of your strengths too... parts of my back now range from medium rare to extremely well done..

ahhh i am vain..i know it...i also loudly proclaim it...so i guess its karma huh?? and yes i did buy a $90 bikini (and as far as i'm concern all bikini's are skimpy which doesn't make mine any different)...let's just put it down to impluse buying...every woman's weakness....hey at least my purchase didn't amount to a $400 little green thing that plays music...

Olga...i feel your pain dude...on the top of my head too....at first i freaked out cos i thought i was bleeding from the top of my head (at my parting) and thought i looked like that freaky carrie girl in the stephen king book but then on closer inspection it alas was not and i was actually just burnt...think we might end up getting a head tan??? and i burnt my lips too i think...

i know Olga said i would add to her version of events but i'm in so much pain that i can't think...well i can...okay so i'm just plain lazy but Olga's version is pretty spot on...

Quote No# 10 - ...let me set the scene up first...there were 6 of us who went to the beach which means that 2 cars were taken (4 in one, 2 in the other) now 3 of us (Amy, Anne and I) got gelati and sat down to eat it whilst the remainder 3 went off to get a spray for all of our burns in some far far away land so there we were...

• Amy : "You know it would be really nice to pick the others up and drive them back to their car"
  Jeannie : "We can't Amy"
  Amy : "EURG! (unspellable word) YES WE CAN..GEEZ YOU'RE MEAN JEANNIE"
  Jeannie : "urrrrrrrr Amy...we can't.." (thinking that she'll soon work it out)
  Amy : "YES WE CAN!"
  Jeannie : "NO WE CAN'T...6 PEOPLE CAN'T FIT INTO A CAR!"
  Amy : "YES THEY CAN...oh wait you're right.." (*ding* the light bulb has turned on...)

ahhh the sweet sweet words.."you're right".

helga's argument of the day - when swatting annoying little flies away from your face on hot day with asian p-plated hotted/souped up cars driving past you, it DOES NOT in no way mean that we are indeed waving at you

Helga singing out *OUCHIES OUCHIES OUCHIES OUCHIES*
P.S I LOVE LIP BALM

stinging sunburn

...and off we merrily went along our way to the beach. our good precision planning landed us in rye instead of sorrento...where it was VERY windy. the beautiful sun came out an hour or two later. so the happy members of our beaching team (me, amy, jeannie, dot, elena and kathy) got on our swimming trunks and trundled off into the sea. we thought we were so smart applying and reapplying sunscreen every few hours.

but alas, it was not luck that befell us. we found that upon reaching glen waverley for dinner (and home)...all of us except kathy had gotten sunburnt. i think i even got sunburnt on the top of my head. yes you may all laugh at the stupidity of this, but my head seriously stings when i try to brush my hair. apart from the sunburn, i think i had a spectacular day spent in the company of friends, and being able to actually EAT something. i almost did one of those monster big paragraphs again. since it was a whole day i will dot point some memorable moments.

• the chain of events that led us to run late (as always), and trying to make up stories to tell the other car of WHY it wasn't our fault that we were late!
• amy singing and dancing in the backseat of my car, using her drink bottle as a microphone
• driving down to sorrento, up to the another part of sorrento, back through some other streets before finally settling on rye as our beach of choice
• having to wait while jeannie tried on and BOUGHT a $90 skimpy bikini...all the while our fish & chips were waiting for us
• little kids laughing at our atttempts to make a sandcastle
• covering all the windows of my car with towels to turn it into a makeshift changing room
• leaving kathy's car trundling along while we took off back to glennie, then spewing when we ended up BEHIND her car on springvale road. our then immature attempts to beat them to our meeting spot. if you're interested, they did beat us back.
• sunburn...more sunburn...and even more sunburn

so ends a truly lovely day. except for the pink tingling painful areas that everyone has now. such is the good of moisturiser. if i have missed anything, surely helga will add to it. once she recovers from her shocking share of sunburn that is.

olga's thought for the day: one regrets the racer back crop top one wears to the beach when one sees the hideous tanline that it produces.

slip slop SLAP!

stupid tummy bug. i think it's finally settling down. but the good news is the beach is OURS tomorrow! ok not really...but sorrento...here we come! i'm a bit worried about our respective mindstates after having spent all day in each other's company...but here's to our ability to simultaneously make each other laugh and piss each other off.

my glorious day started with waking up at 5.30am to get into work by 7am. the joys of retail. at least i got to knock off at 12noon...spent time in the sun having lunch with jeannie. actually let me rephrase that. jeannie had lunch. i had a drink because that was all my poor stomach could take. then it was home sweet home to sleep sleep and MORE sleep.

so the day has wound down...and i'm deciding on what to pack for tomorrow's beach adventure. and what food i can possibly get away with eating.

olga's anti-guy rage thought: sometimes...or maybe all the time...guys are just plain self-centred image-obsessed IDIOTS. they are concerned with themselves...and ONLY themselves. good luck to you boys.

me again...

and i'm feeling so sleepy....who would've known that a salad can fill you up and i actually didn't eat a tub full of it too....

Helga singing out sleeply...*YODALAYAAAWWWNNNNNDIDOOOOOOOOO*
P.S I LOVE THE SUN...

hystericals...

...ahhh you poor poor people who miss out on our infamous saturday nights, tonight will go down as one in history....how so?? well we got an education of a lifetime yet again from amy who decided to grace us with her version of sound effects that go with sex scenes..think of a mix between 70's porn and sci-fi music...other highlight of the night was anne in absolute hystericals due to her blindness and being in the dark..

Quote No# 8

• Anne : "WOULD YOU TURN THE BLOODY LIGHT ON??? THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T TURN THE BLOODY LIGHT OFF!!!" (on losing her precious hair tie in the dark and refusing to get out of the bean bag and blanket to look for it...i.e she wouldn't move her FAT ASS)

Quote No# 9

• Anne : "Thank you amy...you are my one true friend" (in the presence of moi....)

Helga unable to sing out cos she stuffed her tummy full of too much nice baked pot-a-toes and caeser salad
P.S I LOVE ME

secret lunch dates...

...ohh i wonder who could it be with??? i wonder whom it intimately involves??? HA! that is all i have to say.

gossip of the day - brad pitt and jennifer aniston are seperated after 7 years together, 4 of them married.

Quote No# 6

• Amy : ""This is boring...when are they going to make sweet babies???? let's get to the part where they make sweet babies...."

Quote No# 7

• Amy : "OHH THEY ARE MAKING SWEET BABIES!!"

i gather you all get the general flow of that conversation...
question : where did those quotes originate from??
answer : whilst watching the movie Timeline with the oh-so-sexy Scottish with a mix of french blood in him ger-rard boooootler (or gerard butler for all you english speaking people out there...)...and yes it was also him that amy was referring to about making sweet babies...

Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
P.S. I LOVE FREE WEEKENDS WHERE I DO NOT HAVE TO WORK AND HAVING MY DAY START AT 12pm (NOON) COS THAT WAS WHEN I ACTUALLY DECIDED TO PHYSICALLY ROLL OUT OF BED

stomach bug

yes indeed olga has fallen victim to some sort of mild food poisoning. stupid salmon rice thing from jap cafe. i don't think i've ever had food poisoning before so i'll spare you the details. at least i got let off work early yesterday. well it was either that or a severe case of burnout from working too much. yes you can say "I TOLD YOU SO". so i've restricted myself to home today to listen to music and wander around the house. i'm doing pretty well...it's 2.23pm and i'm not THAT bored yet. ah the joys of pointless blogs. never again will i eat salmon. olga off to...find some quality music.

thought for the day: sitting blankly in front of the computer watching something format is a pointless exercise.

why hello there...SPUNKY!!!

yes indeed, the victim of helga's intended cruel joke was indeed me. olga. although i did manage to WRECK her as she has already mentioned. i guess that's the upside of being awake early. i have indeed had a spectacular day...spent in company of fine macrob buddies and eating glorious food. alas, i did not manage to buy anything of material value...i smartly refrained from buying this brooch when my good buddy rita commented that "it looks like something old ladies wear". such great friendship.

and here i make my defense. if i am indeed psycho olga, at least i have not reverted to tactics as MAKING COMMENTS ON MY ON BLOG POSTS. now who is the crazy one? MUAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!! ok i'm bored now. i don't have much to report on. except that we are embarking on a journey down to sorrento next week and i fear i may go even more crazy from having to spend the day ferrying the newly insane helga around. plus amy and dot. will update more on this adventure soon.

thought for the day: chips and gravy are so extremely yummy. food is good

wake up call....

when is a good joke not a good joke?? sorry....let's rephrase that...when is a cruel joke not a cruel joke...when the person you wanted to call at some ungodly (sorry god...again) early morning hour of the day is actually awake before you call them....oh well Plan B involved screaming down the phone "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE" then discovering that you are indeed at the office again.....

has Psycho Olga gone and left us?? hell no...for 2 1/2 days now she has stuck around continously having conversations to herself...how bad has it gone?? well i started a conversation to myself as well just to test her and not only did she not stop talking to herself about herself she just got louder to drown me out...if anyone has a cure please for god's sake (sorry god...again) give it to her

upside of Psycho Olga?? read on...

Quote No# 5 - Anne : "I DON'T WANT TO BE FEMININE"

nuf' said....

Gossip of the day - Jude Law and Sienna Miller are now engaged...and they are 9 years apart...i think he's just going through a quarter-to-mid life crisis...

Helga singing out again *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
P.S. I LOVE FREE INTERNET...WAIT I GET THAT ALL THE TIME

zelda comes out of hiding...

annie did you know that there is an automatic dot point thingy that makes the dot points for you as you type so that you know....you don't have to make your own dot points??? p.s nice to hear from you finally!! and i do not live at the airport!! though there are cute guys there....and its a rather romantic place if you think about it....

i am in a happy giddy mood today...

Quote No# 4 -

• Amy : "BASTARDS!" (on informing me that telstra is slowly but surely forcing everyone to turn to digital cable tv)

Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
P.S I LOVE EVIL FRIENDS WHO LAUGH AT PEOPLE RUNNING TO SHELTER IN THE RAIN WHEN SHE IS WARM AND SAFE IN A CAR.....AND CESAR SALAD

ring a ring a posey

apparently it's my turn to post cos anne gets googly eyes when she sees too much PINK...oh i meant red in our blog...so now onto some pretty green....due to the earlier than usual time that i am posting today there's not gonna be much excitment in this blog cos frankly i haven't done much and considering we don't apparently blog correctly you're not gonna hear how we woke up at some hour of the day, brushed our teeth, had breakfast and then did nothing for the rest of the day

geez...doesn't sound like i'm having a good start to the day do i????? must be due to the fact that Olga had to ring me up last night and decided that despite a second person on the other end of the line she would rather have a conversation with herself....all about herself....best tactic when Psycho Olga comes out to play?? keep quiet and let her ramble...she'll tire herself out sooner or later, just beware that if you're actually not paying enough attention to her she might let out one god almighty (sorry god...) belch in the middle of her self-centred (here's the malicious content...granted its not subliminally hidden) conversation with herself....i always took those times (note the plural....) when she did that that it was always a reminder to herself that she had to take a breath or she might choke herself to death.

okay....gonna head out to lunch soon with buddy old pal so wrapping up with another quote...

Quote No # 3 -

• Anne : "what were you doing before??"
  Jeannie (yep i actually got to speak) : "something, i was watching something to do with art"
  Anne : " did you know that erotica is art and porn is....."
  Jeannie : "porn??"

anne i just figured out that if we keep posting quotes/catchphrases like these then what the hell must other people think we talk about during `yes` time??? better not on that we like spend 2 and more hours talking then like almost every night....opps.

Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
P.S I LOVE ANNE'S ANTI-MAN RAGE.....MAKES ME LAUGH

mourning the loss of a part of me!

yes u read right. i big chunk of me is gone... chopped off. i almost fainted. my usually "sarcastic and borderline uncaring" boy had to even msg me in the middle of the night to reassure me its O.K! yes... i cut my hair! its short... i mean above the sholder short! so drastic and i'm not even depressed or anything! i won't dwell on it... otherwise i'll talk myself into a state of depression.
anyways... at work... bored out of my brains!!!! and i wanna go home... but seeing as its only noon that doesn't look likely!
what's with all the list of stuff?!? i'll list some random stuff in dotpoints too
* i also like dot points
* ppl at work are dumb
* i don't suck at poker
* andrew sucks at poker
* fannie aka olga... is a dodgy player!
* helga lives at the airport
* freda/frida is missing in action!? ans me woman!
* i like soggy fries
* i'm hungry now
* i have a green iPod mini....yay! finally!
* i listen to the same stuff over and over and over again.. like a round round record baby!
* my workplace has BAD air... makes me sick
* gambling with m&m's is just as fun as with real money

gotta go before i get told off my someone...
zZzzzzzzelda!

hello sunshine

so ends a truly miserable day. not attributed to anything in particular...but i felt like absolute crap. may have been a combination of things...and possibly the severe lack of sleep. anyway, i will turn my frown upside down throughout the process of this blog. i was thinking (such a surprise i know) about what one does when they have the whole house to themselves for a night. my parents have gone on some overnight trip and have left the house in my capable hands. well hey, they DID leave me alone for 10 weeks! so i plan to spend some quality time with LOTR...THE EXTENDED EDiTiON!!!! now that will make me feel better. that and some yummy icecream. as yet i have not had dinner...and cannot be bothered. yes yes, i know...bad eating habits. oh well. actually i do feel better now. i thought about those quotes...and i had one sitting right in front of me. i also had this marvelous blog that i was in the middle of typing out last night when my dad accidently pulled the wrong plug and switched off the whole computer (yes, we really are an intelligent family).

quote of the day

• jeannie: "you just like to string them along, then turn around and rip their hearts out!"

i would add some cleverly disguised malicious content but i can't be bothered. icecream is more important.

rain rain come again...

firstly, i am too back at work as you can see by the time stamp that indicates what time i did this post....cos i wouldn't voluntarily be fully awake at 9:55am without some kinda compensation (moolah...the thing that makes Olga's world continously spin round)...it's soooooooooooooooooooo quiet....the vast majority of people are actually still away on annual leave (left the retail sector and am now in a corporate job...Dept. of Immigration baby!) so i'm surrounded by the buzz of idle computers

Quote No# 2 -

• Jeannie : "Oh you can donate money to the Tsunami Relief Effort at any bank"
  Amy: "Oh really...how much did you donate?"
  Jeannie (after considerable thinking time...) : "ENOUGH!"
  
  i had in fact donated enough to warrant a receipt to claim tax deduction...
  i had just realised that there is at the best of times quite a few malicious content in our (Olga and I's) posts that are intelligently (when we are sober and awake) subliminaly hidden....
  
  Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
  P.S. I LOVE MONEY AND MATERIAL GOODS THAT MONEY CAN BUY AND MY HOOKER BOOTS

days off are exciting

i am eagerly anticipating my first monday off since...i don't know when. had some remarkable semblance of a social life today...after waking up 15mins before my shift was supposed to start at work. so sped (figuratively, not literally!!) off to work...worked...home...off to kel's for some old fashioned eating and pictionary! it was really really good coming out of hibernation (or zombie land) and seeing/talking to friends. so am now settled in my comfy little rocker to unwind a bit before i go to bed. which would be nice. i love my bed. i love days off. i love sleeping in. i love having time to do nothing. but alas...it is past olga's bedtime (yes, very sad i know)...so i am skipping off to sleep.

new year's resolutions? try to limit ripping hearts out to those who deserve it. MUAH HAH HAH HAH. yes i know that is evil. good night

i will be nice

....wonder how long that new year's resolution is gonna last...well for the sake of the general public whom i shall inadvertently meet for the next 364 days that is 2005 (wait it isn't a leap year right...2005/4 =/ whole number...good) on my everyday adventures let's hope it lasts a decent amount of time...and i'm hoping somewhere in the months category...not minutes...

oh and so that i don't forget them when i have to do them later, here's the first memorable quote of 2005 supplied by the reluctant viking mistresses Amy...

• Amy : "I like men with pants..."

so if any of you guys fall in this category, feel free to leave me your number and i'll pass it on to her for a possible blind date.

yes Amy you can kill me, but then i'll just come back and haunt you looking like REMUS....

ahoy there 2005....

when one door closes another one opens...so goes the old saying and so we bid farewell to the year that was 2004 as 2005 looms ahead of us (i think this is one of those weird philisophical moments i'm having...i do apologise....)

so following in Olga's tradition and my love of dot points...

Helga's Oh-So-Memorable-That-It-Takes-Her-Forever-To-Rememeber-Them-Moments of 2004....

• Olga and I forking out for OPERATION 4th WHEEL ($40 for 3 cakes and 4 coffees) and the guys getting pissed off....independence guys some of us chicks do know what that word means
• the numerous times 3 chicks ordered enough food to feed 6 and polishing it all off
• Princess Amy and her TarGirl Prince Charming (Olga) and her bulging biceps
• Olga in a garbage bag (i have photos to prove it)
• Olga only "semi" apologising in infamous trolley episode cos i was holding the donuts
• the discovery of the century...the new bible "HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU"
• my numerous attempts at vaguely setting Olga up with ppl from IS at Melb Uni...not very successful cos apparently she's not *ADVENTUROUS* enough

and many more that a) i can't remember cos i'm carrying on 4 different MSN conversations at the moment and b) Olga has covered many of them already

however...there are some memorable quotes too so here comes the dot points again...

• Anne : "I've just had my mobile phone stolen and now i don't have any way to contact people"
  Jeannie : "Yes you do"
  Anne: "How do i do that??"
  Jeannie : "Use your mobile phone you idiot"
  Anne: "OMG I JUST TOLD YOU I HAD IT STOLEN!!!!"
• Anne's answer to me most of the time: "YOU BITCH!"
• Anne : "We can't push the trolley in between those cars"
  Jeannie : "And why not??"
  Anne : "Cos they won't fit you idiot"
  Jeannie : "Yes they will"
  Anne: "And what happens if we scratch a car?"
  Jeannie: "We just run away"
  Anne starts pushing trolley in between cars and gets scared: "SEE YOU HAVE NO SPATIAL ABILITIES!"
  Jeannie : "FINE AMY YOU TAKE CARE OF ANNE!" puffs off....

Okay for the sake of length i'm gonna stop here but with this parting message...to all you guys who actually for some unexplainable reason put up with me even for like 7 days a week i just want to say that without your friendship 2004 wouldn't have been as eventful and fun without you guys...so here's to many more years of wonderful unwavering friendship....to old and new friends lets enjoy the ride of 2005 together...hold tight!! you guys really are the and my bestest buddies in the whole wide world....

Helga singing out *GOOD FOOD, GREAT FRIENDS....AND IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER TOO*