speaking of lessons

i have just learnt another one from grey. not that i don't know this one already.

lesson no# 3.

with every new banana...
well you always need a new one in such an event.

hope that was as insightful for you as it was for me. back to my skittles.

honor

dear olga,

look what i have learnt! are you proud?? we should take a bet. i have more stories to tell you....oh so much more!!

code or no code. people need to take responsibility.

see recently i have been learning alot of lessons. some may say these lessons i should've learnt a LONG time ago. some say these lessons have taken a LONG time to not only get into my head but to actually take effect. maybe it's cos in less than 72 hours, there's gonna be a new changing of the guard. many of us will be taking that next step on in our lives. maybe that's why i'm seeing things more clearly. that or it's just cos i'm watching grey's anatomy and it teaches me everything.

so with the grey's reference let's go ahead with my post.

what i have learnt is that there are always silent codes involved in almost everything we do or are involved in. take for example, the lovely saturday night girl group i'm involved in. typical night would involved us pigging out at some restaurant place. well it's just turned out that there's a silent code between us that for example if one is slightly short of money for their share, the others will chip in and if the reverese happens, then well you chip in for them. it's a circle. when you take, you also must give.

now here's the lesson.

there are people who always take and just assume that its okay under the thought that it's what "friends/boyfriend/girlfriend/you name it, insert it in here" are supposed to do for them. then ultimately these peole will one day take too much.

here's the second lesson.

those people, should start taking responsibility for their actions. if you don't have money, don't order so much and be a pig. if you know you have an exam/test soon and you don't study, don't stress others out and complain that you don't know anything. if you don't turn up, don't expect others to be your personal secretary.

whatever it is, we all have responsibilities. some people should start living up to theirs. there are certain points and times in life where we do need contacts, and it may come down to who you do know. but the truth is, that will only take you so far. ultimately it comes down to you and you alone.

i know, i sound like i'm on my high horse. but the truth is, this is coming from experience. this is coming from 5 long years of experience. enough is enough.

yay me

yeah i know, i'm gonna get in trouble but i'm always in trouble and it's always my fault so screw caution to the wind for tonight (i'm not in the mood).

there is a guy (on tv but he's real - flesh and blood).

he's a chef. tick!
he's also being a handyman right now. tick!
he's doing the really cute pencil behind the ear thing. tick!
he's got a cute toolbelt. tick!
he's blonde. tick!
he's (probably) blue eyed. tick!
he's organised. tick!
he's got a nice voice. tick!
he's got nice hands. tick!
he's got a sense of humor. tick!
he's got a nice booty. double tick!
he's not named after a hanson dude. triple tick!

i let y'all make up your minds.

egg nonging

i just found out what goes into an egg nog (knog?). the drink always looked nice, and it's associated with one of the nicest times of the year. but i don't know about this drink anymore.

i would strangely feel like a body builder whilst drinking it.

gliss sir reen

real men apparently do moisturise.

and it has been shown that when we don't moisturise then we are doing our damage to our skin, so moisturise up boys and girls. we're the future of a beautiful world. pressure's on.

hey mr postman

hey hey hey. i would sing the actual songs but that's all i got in my head at 7:52am waiting for the bathroom.

i feel sorry for neither. whom ever it is that is thinking that it's not what they want needs to remember they like/love (depending on how soppy you want it to be described as) that person for who they are. that's how relationships end, having unrealistic expectations of the other person or about what they are supposed to "do" once you're in a relationship with them.

so enjoy the person, all nuts and bolts of them. just go frolick in the green, green, slightly yellowing due to lack of rain and water here fields. try to tip over a cow. do it as a team! bond. build the relationship. dr phil give me a sponsorship, i'm damn good at this.

oh update. got fourth postcard from missing viker olga. so yes she's still alive.
she's just too cheap right now to pay for internet to post on blog.
but i forgive her (yes you can throw the forgiveness back in my face olga) cos she's using that well saved internet money on a present for me.

oh yes. the fourth postcard did involve more boobs. if i remember i will post it up. the 2nd and 3rd didn't. just people singing around hills. so they might not get up.

i wonder if it really does wither away if there is lack of practice.

look below

i am innocent.

i feel sorry for him

FINALLY dating someone (or about to date someone) you've been chasing...
but what if it's not what you want...
who do u feel more sorry for the chaser or chasee...???

ITCHY!!!!

MY LEFT BOOB IS ITCHY!
BUT I AM IN A PUBLIC AREA
I WANT TO SCRATCH IT
BUT I CAN'T
IT IS TORTURE
I HAVE JUST BEEN PICKED UP AS A FOB WHO CAN SPELL BUT CAN'T MAKE PROPER SENTENCES

abandoment

i am barely hanging onto life
and i have been abandoned by my doctor.
dr. d.

here comes my fantasy of scrubs.
that may make me cling on just a little longer.

chickenopulus

aha! even you can't silence me zelda...
i shall not be silenced

stop the press!

actually i'm just stopping the flood of green! helga must be in a very blogging mood!
i'm starting a hat collection - cause i really want to... i don't think there are enough head-ware these days...
oh and i'm making cookies tonight!
i haven't decided which one yet... but i want to try something new... and challenging...
i might end up flat on my face over this, but i don't care! its part of the fun!

nordic nosh

how to lose weight the viking mistress's way.

1. raspberry bullets ($1.99 from safeway)
2. copperpot red pepper with cashew and parmesan chunky dip
3. sakata mexican salsa and cheese crackers
4. 20 mini pieces of milky way
5. 1 small packet of the natural jelly baby lollies
6. 1 block of mild and creamy nestle club dark chocolate (extra creamy)
7. 8 splice (pine lime flavour) ice creams

how good is that diet?

chasing helga

i have refined my "perfect husband" list.

you are my future potential perfect husband if you fulfil the following criteria:

1. am a damn good frickin masseur
2. can cook
3. don't mind cleaning (but i will do the most)

is there anyone out there who's gonna be the next jamie oliver and a masseur? will you marry me?

living a lie

dancing. 80's songs. love story. and a log cabin.
ahhhhhhhhhhh.

if only baby will tell the truth to set her heart free.

absolutely mind blowing

mcdreamy and mcvet together.

or for the others...

mcdreamy and mcsteamy together.

absolutely. mind. blowing. full. stop.
those. damn. scrubs.

dangerous docs

I JUST WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!

what is it about guys in scrubs?!
what is scrubs?
well its a guy in that really hot operating uniform.
mcsteamy or mcdreamy?
me? i think it's pretty obvious.
one is a good guy
one is a very naughty boy.
soooooooooo hot.
i mean mcvet is even hot right now.

to ask, to not ask

abstaining. that is all.
zelda. not what you think.

bad boys, bad boys

i love fashion house. bad boys, bad girls.

bad boys. now there are two words that has the potential to make some girl's hearts pound out of their chests. me personally, doesn't really do it for me. i like the more mysterious type. the more "dress in cool black suits and run down a long escalator in a really sexy manner" type. the more james bond type.

oh. i also like the mr darcy type. ohhhhh. mr darcy + mr bond, james bond. okay now there you go my heart is about to pound out of my chest. just kidding.

IF YOU-KNOW-WHO HAPPENS TO ACTUALLY READ THIS (YES YOU MR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHO SHALL REMAIN ANONYMOUS) YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME "GLOW" AND THEREFORE MY HEART POUNDING THAT HARD.

olga. you can stop puking now.

but can someone explain to me...why bad boys? what is the damn attraction? at least with the good guys/spy guys/mr darcy guys you get someone good. but bad boys????? is it the whole reforming thing? is it the whole i can save him thing? what is it?!?!?!

2 gay guys and canestan vaginal cream

what happens when 2 gay guys fight? what happens when vaginal cream gets involved? read on.

go here (visit me!). now read from there to the most recent post.
go here (visit me!).

i love my gay husband.
i love it when my gay husband gets angry.
i love it when my gay husband combines his anger and vaginal cream.