Dr. Phil at your service

Helga's Morning Tips of the Day

• alarm clocks suxs so burn one one day...it will make you feel betta
• when wanting to make some money...don't buy a house and then try to sell it to ali...he'll cheat you out of 50cents
• when insuring a tent don't go to commonwealth bank...they suck too
• sometimes you just shouldn't listen to other ppl's opinion...and just *coughs coughs* *chokes chokes* listen to what your heart tells ya (you know who you are...)

Oh just like ali who advertised his computer expertise for a fee here's my ad...

Have you got some issues that you need help to work through?? Need some advice?? Just want to share your gossip with someone?? Well look no further!! Pseudo Dr. Phil is here!! For a negotiable fee (i.e. food) i can help you solve all your problems...

Here's a happy customer...

"I was so confused...i just didn't know who to listen to but then i found Pseudo Dr. Phil and she helped me out through a very confusing, heart wrenching time in my life...Thank you Pseudo Dr. Phil without you i wouldn't have found the love of my life" [olga][beanz]

Need i say more??

Helga singing out....*YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Helga's Tips continued..

Helga's Nightly Tips of the Night

• when having an overseas trip planned for the future where it involves being on a plane don't watch shows titled Air Crash Investigations.....'nuff said.

MUAH HAH HAH!

why MUAH HAH HAHing so early in the day?? thought that we're only this evil late at night when we come out to suck your blood?? well no because we're not vampires or anything but yeah i feel evil so i am gonna be evil and cos i am an evil hufflepuff i am gonna pull out the evil and cruel card...

i have been labelled 'gossip central' which is in my point of view not good and not bad either...so in being evil today i shall now keep all gossip to myself...i shall not become a pandora's box...

so good luck guys in trying to extract info out of me!!
but hey this also means that i'm gonna be good at keeping all your secrets so keep telling me ppl!!

Helga's Tips of the Day

• when not used to a fringe....don't get one unless you've thought abt it very long.
• Time got fringe : 2:45pm
• Time got pissed off at fringe : 2:45:02
• when raining turn around and head home cos it's not worth it getting that wet just so you can make it to uni on time (btw i didn't make it on time anyway...)
• in melb weather...get stronger umbrellas
• tie hair up when its this bloody windy...why?? cos the damn fringe gets in the way

Oh btw...Helga here got a haircut!

Helga singing out....*YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

return to never never land

*yawns* i don't think my system will ever be the same again. almost 2 weeks of non-quality sleep isn't exactly good for you system. especially when you spend nights doing stoopid assignments. so did my presentation today for a subject...and now i only have one essay and an exam to go. yippee! although i don't think i can really get excited because i still have a freaking staff meeting to sit through tonight before i can get to my warm comfy bed. mmm...comfy beds. *grins* olga's mind is buzzing blankly atm. don't think caffeine plus not much food in the last 24 hours was a good idea. is it possible to be this tired...and still have think about at least 2 hours driving to get through? i hate mondays. my eyeballs are going to fall out. i don't have panda eyes...i have bloodshot eyes. not the most appealing thing in the world. i don't know what i'm blabbering on about. maybe i'll put my head on the table and wait until i have to drive into the city. or maybe i'll go do something retail therapy. or NOT. *rests head on table and drifts away into never never land*

at uni on a boo-ti-ful sunday!!!!

i'm at uni writing my legal essay and my word count is kicking max's ass.. i'm on 1,401 words and max is on 665.. in otherwords i'm winning... in this race to reach 2000 words.

nothing ever happens to me... and if they do... i don't really remember... oh well...

ok time to get back to legal... its beckoning me...

baggy eyes

i am so very very tired. and it is entirely my own doing. that is what's even more tragic. *olga crawls back into her little rocking chair and into dream land...or she wishes*

Olga's tips of the day
1. you can't hide anything from anyone because these days there is only like 2 degrees of separation
2. sleep is very very important
3. cafe invidia on warrigal road is a funky place with live music. new place to eat!

DUMPED!!

I've just been dumped.....by the following ppl....

• Anne (Olga)
• Shaz (Frida)
• Annie (Zelda)
• Ali....cos he's on all of our other lists already

Lonely spinster, cat-loving Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOO*

P.S. THE VIKING MISTRESS PACT

"I SWEAR BY THE VIKING MISTRESS BLOOD THAT RUNS IN MY VEINS THAT I SHALL ABIDE BY THE VIKING MISTRESS OATH"

Guys...sign the pact as a comment (i.e. look at the comment page)

Glowing Red Lights

Has anyone been stoopid enough to get to uni at 8am for a 9am lecture?? Yes i have....but i literally have no choice cos these are my two options for such a scenario...

1. Wake up 1/2 hr earlier to catch a PACKED TRAIN and TRAM and still be late
2. Wake up 10mins before i have to leave, catch a lift in with daddy dearest, sleep for another 45mins and get there at 8am

See i'm not stoopid after all!! I have actually thought about this!! Upside of getting to uni at 8am?? Well i'm sitting here all alone right now in a dark, empty computer lab where all the optical mouses are glowing an eerily red color at me.....it's really really cool....maybe i should do this more often...

Ladies and gentlemen...i think i'll get a little philisophical today...i must admit that i am not in the best of moods (which sucks cos it is only 8am so i think there goes the rest of my day)....i think we're growing up...how sad is that?? right now, pages are turning in our little book of life and sooner or later, the pages becomes the chapters which turn and so forth and so forth....i am not a person who likes change i found out....*sob sob*

Helga's Tips of the Day

• A car honking at you from the driveway is a great alarm for your "you're running late and if you don't get your ass (btw can we still swear in blogtown???) down to the car in 10mins i'm driving off" wake up call
• Hot weather is overrated....so go to the snow
• Hot chocolate's are a good source of iron, calcium, and other goodies
• Optus Yes time can lead you to distraction....

Philisophical Helga singing out *YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

forgot

forgot my tips of the day!
1. make sure you do not visit melbourne uni when deciding to dress like a bum. apparantly every day there is a fashion parade
2. an expensive hair straightener for the sake of damn good looking hair...is incredibly worth it
3. falling asleep in a rocking chair is the best way to get a crick in your neck

olga's new toy

ok so i am only writing to update this because jeannie thinks we are getting behind in our blogs. i can't get that logic. oh right...my lovely red writing has not been seen for a few days. i got a new toy today! hair straightener, since my last one erm...blew a fuse. just *popped*. it was a bit scary. and it makes your hair sooooo nice and straight and silky smooth. i can't wait to try it out for phuong's cocktail party on sunday night. in fact i was a little confusticated as to what "cocktail dress code" was...and now i'm not because i found this *HOT* black dress (at work, of course) and proceeded to construct my entire outfit. i know i'm sad. but that's the way life goes when your social life is going down the drain. ok it's not going down the drain...but when you're single and spend like every 4 days at helga's house...it gets a bit drastic.

we have come to a conclusion as viking mistresses. i said something along the lines of "some guys are just weird"...well...what is normal then? i don't know. so the conclusion is that all guys are weird. it's not a bad thing...but it's not necessarily a good thing either. so interpret it as you must. although...some guys are WEiRDER than most. one note of interest...this is coming from a weird viking mistress! cheers big ears

I'm In The Top Ten

Apparently if we update our blog we can get into this top ten most recently updated published blogs....so i am updating to get on that damn list and if our blog doesn't appear then i am gonna be pissed.

Okay annie is too lazy to type out her own blog so i'm doing it for her....

DISTRIBUTED IS STOOPID....and i can talk again...no longer mute...much to the disappointment to many ppl.....a creepy drunk dude (don't get confused with creepy menswear guy) hit on me on friday night....everywhere i turned he was there with a beer bottle!! how creepy and drunk!! and he was like stalking me!! scary!! cos he was drunk and could've abused me think homer simpson when drunk....then there was *bling bling man* and i slagged him off and he got insulted and walked off and he doesn't dance...he had on bling bling and a jacket....and then there was the guy who looked like a streetfighter character...he wore really tight jeans and he couldn't dance for the life of him...think short version of arnie *i'll be back*...and then there's the chick who came up and held my hand...and andrew's telling me he smells like a swimming pool (HI FATTY!!!)...sorry the bus....jeannie is making things up again...

Okay annie's lost interest....
Helga singing out....*YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Zelda singing out.....*lalalalllalalalalalalalllalalala*

This betta be in the damn list!!

Ligands

What is a ligand?? i have no idea....but will find out later this afternoon....where have i gone the last couple of days?? have you guys missed me?? does the blog not look pretty without the cutey green color?? besides the first question...i'm sure all you guys answered a resounding "YES"...aww now don't i feel loved....

Okay just to clear some stuff up...yes Olga has been freeloading of me for food quite recently and quite often lately...why?? COS I'M SCARED OF HER COOKING AND SO SHOULD THE REST OF YOU GUYS!!! IF SHE VOLUNTEERS TO COOK FOR YOU.....RUN...AND HIDE....AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE MY ADVICE....

where am i at the moment?? i'm in a computer room listening to like 50 people frantically type away answers cos exams are coming up and they are still regretting/wondering why they have taken the subject in the first place....it's kinda soothing....hearing all the *bips bips* furiously on the keyboard....

Okay well here's Helga's Tips of the Day (morning actually cos its more than likely that i'll learn more stuff throughout the day....)

• tardiness is not a good habit to get into
• when trying to catch a train....don't piss off the person giving you the lift to the station
• when trying to catch a train....don't keep assuming that the train will always be late...even though it is cos you've by no doubt pissed off the person that's giving you the lift to the station
• when playing golf...like proper golf...it's best not to jump around screaming and ranting
• when hungry...sugar lollies will only last that long in your rumbling tummy
• macca's breaky is overrated but still yummy so keep eating it
• never question what macca's chicken nuggets were used to be made of when you find out that they are now made of real chicken breast...the answer is probably too disturbing to kn0w
• don't watch Olga eat hotcakes....the amount of maple/golden syrup she puts on can make you sick
• don't "for the fun of it" take all those free peanut butter and jam packets from maccas cos when you get home you have no idea why you took it in the first place
• when you have lots of free peanut butter and jam packets from macca's your doggie will appreciate the extra treat

Helga singing out...*YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

i'm a mute again!

enough said!

aria watching

ok so i should be doing work...but instead i have taken it upon myself to watch the arias completely this year. come on, i kinda am a fan of aussie music. anyway, i am cheering for eskimo joe cos they rock. don't really have much to talk about. life is at a "crossroads" for little olga. who spent saturday night at helga's hut...again. and freeloaded off her family for dinner on same night...korean food....mmm...yummy. i don't know how i like being "substitute" boyfriend for helga. although i am quite a good boyfriend...in fact i could probably beat annie's "perfect boyfriend" status! have worked the last four days and so tired. although i found a nice dress for this cocktail party thing on sunday night. ok so it is a bit cleavage-y but at least it will make for nice photos. bugger it. if anyone is actually reading this...i just hope that you haven't fallen asleep yet. one interesting fact i learnt today...i am a "complex aries". whatever that means. i am quite simple really. i just need food, nice clothes, a bit of money, some good buddies and my cd collection. i think i will start an "olga's tip of the day"...so here we go.

OLGA'S TiPS OF THE DAY
1. if you choose to tell a lie, be it white lie or whopper, make sure you cover yourself. for if you get found out, you will suffer the consequences
2. be sure to have bandaids ready should you be stoopid enough to wear pointy shoes to work
3. credit cards will either be your lifesaver...or your downfall. or both!

sorry guys...life hasn't been THAT interesting this weekend. that's what happens when you are a workaholic. cheers

voila!!

*BOO*
well well...quite bored rite now...sitting here waiting for non other than the russian knight in helga's shining armour...zoran to hurry up and get ova here...who is this zoran that you ppl out there have never heard about that makes helga's heart flutter everytime she walks into ict on thursday afternoons...well this man has no hair...yep thats rite for all the boys out there..to continue on with zelda's comments on how to win helga's heart...she wants men with no hair!! bald i tell u bald i tell u!!=p btw helga is sitting rite next to me...but she doesnt know what im saying so i bet u im gonna get a beating later...ooh lalalalalala!! how kinky hey??!
well i mean come on i must get some action after all olga gets all the boobie action! *sigh* neway getting slightly off track...back to the highlight of helga's thursdays...yep thats right in her vain attempt hehe well maybe not so vain ...she draws him in with lollies!!so thats right boys erading..if helga offeres lollies to you then she has a "keen interest" in you...so beware!!!!well not beware...i mean helga is such a "lovely" person to be with..i mean ive been stuck with her for 3 long years!!! ahh the memories...oh yea boys...along with the cookies that zelda mentioned she likes biccies in general...u kno which ones especially...just the other day i discovered that she likes almond biscotti's---theyre available at safeway so go get and that one of the many ways to helga's heart...keep u posted on ways to the heart of the one and only helga!!!
*HOO*

i'm the PERFECT boyfriend!

according to helga - i'm the perfect boyfriend... so any guys after helga can get good tips from me!!! listen up... all i said was " i like cookies" or something like that... it was cookie related... so it seems the key to this girl's heart revolves around a round baked piece of dough...with nice stuff in it like choc chip...yum!! its that simple... easy right!?? yet no one's figured it out yet... well the secret's out... its all about the cookie! the cookie is the way to go!! i particularly like mrs. fields... caramel cookies... yum yum yum... its like 2:30am and i'm thinking about food!
see... how they go the way to a man's heart is via his stomach... same goes with a girl! well i think it applies to all the viking girls... maybe except olga... or frida... ok... maybe its just me and helga!
so i'm helping all u guys out there... coz i'm not a guy...so i can't be a "boyfriend" and i'm not blond with blue eyes and a surfer's body... that's a hint hint to what helga's future boyfriend should look like! you know who u are!

Gourmet Master Chef Helga

The impossible has been achieved...i cooked and no-one (Anne) has died...i made a pizza...anne ate only the dough (which was hand made to perfection by moi..) and left me the topping...and then i also cooked dinner (pasta bake) and she ate 75% of it and when i saw her off she was still alive...anything that happens b/w then and whenever is totally not my fault at all...

Apparently we've developed a bit of a cult following with our blog here in "our corner of the WWW" which a) freaks me a bit cos who would really want to read abt the crap we get up to each day and who actually gets our sense of humor...and b) makes me happy that you guys would actually care enough to come back and read abt our ever exciting and maliciously rumored lives. Plus it helps that for all you red blooded males out there that its refreshing to find 4 girls who are so open abt subjects such as boobies...okay 2 chicks who are so open abt subjects such as boobies (Darryl...i hope i spelled that right...you rock cos you at least find our blog funny!!)

So on the topic of boobies (again...) Anne and I have found out how to now effectively use our new found Boobie Power....first victim...Piney Dan...so watch out. We even have a pose and everything...must learn how to control such power though. Can't let it get to our heads.

Will keep all inform on fate of Piney Dan...he will not be able to resist.
P.S. Piney Dan...we've changed your nick now...you forever more shall now be known as Fungus Dan...ask anne...she explain.

Helga singing out...*YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

a message from our president

ok, i concede with defeat that i MAY at some time or another, ripped a few hearts out. ok not RIPPED as such...maybe just provided a few shutdowns, rejections, alternative responses...however you may choose to look at it. but that list is entirely false i tell you! a few of them even shut ME down. and since when did this blog become all about "making olga bloodsport president". there's a few errors in that list which i might deem to correct.

• mr potato head doesn't deserve to have his heart ripped out...he doesn't have one...only a BIG ASS HEAD
• piney dan is excluded because he is platonic friend and anyway, he stomps out the sparks as enthusiastically as I do
• pinky dan is also excluded because he is JEANNIE'S turf
• ditto for geoff. oh wait, jeannie and annie will have to fight over that one
• "HIM" is also jeannie's turf
• "HE" pseudo dumped ME
• creepy menswear guy is creepy enough to have his heart ripped out
• so is vacuum cleaner boy, who i may add found another chic about 2 weeks later
• ali gets a special mention because he is going to have his heart ripped out anyway for reminding jeannie that she should put him on a list

soo...after that little clean-up...you can see a clearer picture. if you think those corrections are unwarranted and cruel...well you ARE talking to the unofficial president of bloodsports. *smirk*

Olga's conquest...

Okay...i have just been informed that the list i provided earlier today was slightly wrong...cos one of the guys that's on the list has already had his heart ripped out by anne already so here's the new list...Anne's Conquests (i.e. those that she's already ripped out hearts from...)

• Ali...conquest #1

More shall be added once anne has had more fun....

Viking mistresses blood sport

Okay okay....now let me introduce to you guys our new viking blood sport...ripping out guy's hearts...cos that's what anne does best...so here's anne's list of guys she wants to rip their hearts out...and it's in order too

• Mr Potato Head
• Geoff
• Piney Dan
• Pinky Dan
• Creepy Menswear Guy (he's still on cos she hasn't really ripped out his heart just yet...its still hanging on....)
• Vacuum Cleaner Boy
• HE....(you know who....)
• HIM cos HIM and HE are like joined at the hips...
• Mark...cos i said i would put him on your list anne but somewhere down the bottom
• the general male population who fall under the "CREEPY PSYCHO" category
• ALI...cos he thought he could get away with it!

Oh by way...both annie and i want la porchetta...so we're doing thursday lunch...annie wants chicken...i may have pizza!

EDIT: we need to protect the privacy of weird psycho guys.

Olga is our president of HER bloodsport

as bloodsport is increasingly popular, we've found the president to lead the sport to its undeserved glory...OLGA! she's the president and its sole player! HUNTING SEASON IS ON!!!! blood moon and all! olga is on the prowl so watch out everyone!! she's just done creepy menswear guy...she's looking for new victims! i have no further train of thoughts.... just a warning to everyone abt olga....!! happy hunting!

It's our blog and we'll cry if we want too...

Okay nothing exciting happened to me today so extremely short non exciting blog from little helga here today...woke up...anne snoring right in my face...saw her off...went back to sleep...hot day...went to work yada yada yada..

Here's a shoutout to all the guy's that's been/will be mentioned in blog or has crush on annie/anne has the hots for/annie wants to have them dressup as firemen...and in no particular order

• Geoff
• Max
• Andy Do
• Pinky
• Piney
• Creepy menswear guy
• Annie's stalker guy from distributed

that's all i can think of at the moment...will keep adding on when annie tells me which is the next guy she wants to have dress up as a firemen for her.

Oh...p.s. we really have no idea what the point of a blog is...so we're gonna make the point of ours to be "our corner of the WWW" where we can post malicious rumors abt each other.

geez i sound like a bitch don't i?? can i swear on blogspot?? noone betta comment on the bitch comment too! it's not a running poll or anything ppl!

stupid pointy shoes

olga way too tired to do long post tonight. just going to do short one...quite short. soo tired have not had enough sleep. went to work the whole day today...not a good idea to try to get through the day with pointy shoes and 5 bandaids...man i need to bandaid my whole foot to provide protection. stupid shoes. stupid freaking MENSWEAR! i HATE it down there...there is absolutely no brain stimulation there...i have not seen one hot guy walk past...actually i might have seen a few. anyway, my cover was blown...my friend told creepy menswear guy that i was lying and wasn't seeing anyone (what the hell possessed her to do that i have no idea). at least he knows the deal now...i'm just not interested. never will be. at least i was NICE..and i am not going to STRING him along and RIP HIS HEART OUT. regardless of helga's thoughts on this... i am no ice queen!! i thought i would have logged on to the blog to see some sort of philosophical story about how to string someone along then rip his heart out. it's not like i do it as some sort of hobby...i'm telling you it's some sort of...curse that i fall into.

in response to helga's question i know i don't have one that got away (glad to let them all get away they were all weird and psycho). ok so they weren't ALL weird and psycho...they were just partly weird, strange, odd...whatever the descriptor you want to use. and i am not "the one that got away". how ironic.

riddle 2

Does everyone have a "one that got away??"
And is everyone someone else's "one who got away??"

Illicit Sexual Behaviour

Ladies and gentlemen....Anne and i would just like to announce that we got pulled over tonight by the police...cos we were caught for "illicit sexual behaviour"...in the car. Now has that got your attention?? Just what were we doing?? Oh geez look its only 11:00pm....not the right timeslot for all you young ones...but hey stay tune!! Anne or I might just feel *nice* and divulge more info...
Helga singing out....

P.S. Anne's is yes again over at my hut...and she's gloating over her rather successful "shutdown"

EDIT: because helga doesn't know how to spell "illicit" and it was annoying me. [olga]

PART 2: SHUTDOWN

for those faithful friends of ours...who are following the saga of olga. it comes to an end here. for those who thought i was too chicken shit to do it...well...GUESS AGAIN! i am relatively calmer than i was say...2 posts ago so i can write this stuff without bursting out indignantly at the injustice of olga's world.

i actually had a pleasant day...if you call 2.5 hours of sleep, speeding off to uni to hand in that bloody essay...speeding down towards melbourne uni to have $1 pizza...falling asleep in a lecture about batteries or something of that sort...then enduring 4 hours of hell...pleasant. just going to whizz through the facts about the day so you can get to the juicy stuff. well it's actually not juicy at all. *bright idea* the shutdown story can wait a few more days eh? "NOOO" i hear you say..."I WANT TO HEAR IT NOW". i don't think i've caught up on any sleep. i've started having conversations with myself. okay i will put you all our of your misery. and mine. i feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders and only 1 tiny little white lie is hanging over my head.

so this guy comes up to me at work (if you haven't been tuning it...it's creepy menswear guy)...because of course i had to bloody well working down there. [NOONE EVER VISITS ME!! *SOB SOB*] ANYWAY...so the first coupla hours i get by just fine by pretending not to see him or just plain outright avoidant-coping behaviour. then he comes along...asks me about the flowers...i say thankyou...i say i'm already seeing someone. SMACK BANG I'M DONE! it wasn't as bad as i thought it was. okay so i told a tiny lie. he doesn't have to know that. well it wasn't a lie in theory. i do SEE people with my eyes! i just don't SEE them as boyfriends. thank goodness for that. i thought i made a pretty good shutdown...i mean i didn't make him cry...he didn't try some psycho ask-me-all-about-fake-bf...and we parted amicably. actually he stuck around and made more conversation than he ever has...and then that started to creep me out. so olga proceeds to collect her things and get the hell out of there. ok, so it was a bit of an anti-climax after that L-O-N-G rant i had the other night. and i don't go [quote] ripping guys hearts out [unquote] as a hobby. i just have weird psycho guys after me. yes...that's MY theory. i think have this sticker on my forehead that says "come get me weird psycho guys". i'll say yes to anyone NORMAL who comes along...alas that won't happen. so being a singleton suits me just fine thankyou very much. olga signing off on the longest 2 days of her life

buggered

Okay just a word of warning here....i am so tired...as in "ask-jeannie-any-questions-and-she-will-give-u-dodgy-answers-and-SOME-PEOPLE-will-hold-it-as-blackmail-against-her type of questions...so if there is any incoherent blabber happening here tonight then blame lack of sleep...and don't think i don't know you guys who actually make the effort to read "our corner of the WWW" that you're thinking already "umm since when has any of these girls been anything but incoherent??"...i'm on to you buddy.

Today I have found out that we 4 chicks have not been using our blog correctly...this is our reply..."we have no idea what the hell a blog is actually for...we're just doing this to keep those few of you entertained...and us too cos we can spread malicious rumors about each other cos we all know that's always fun"

Okay so i know that i have complained and pre-warned you guys that i am tired...so what the hell am i doing up at 12:30am on a friday night home alone?? playing with a new toy....so for all those who ended up taking incriminating photos with me at the 2004 IS Ball...watch out cos the evidence will soon be up on the net soon.

I have also learnt that this is:

• a very very very very very very very very small world.....it's all becoming like 2 degrees of separation rather than the 6...spooky.....
• anne likes long walks in the cold and rain
• i have to vote later this morning.....*note to self....*
• ohhh and hunting season is soon to be upon us....*i would explain more but i may get myself into HEAPS of trouble so for those who know what i mean...wink wink*
• i like dot points
• i want to go to new zealand now
• sometimes people are not what they seem
• i don't like a particular person...no wait make that persons...people..whatever the plural is....they are really shitting me big time up the wall
• i have now begun to ramble on

geez my bed looks so comfy right now....Helga signing out....

quick stix

i forgot something in my whole rant. for anyone who's actually interested in knowing this useless bit of information for the night. my favourite flowers are orchids...and tulips...and sunflowers...and irises...and birds of paradise plants according to helga. ok so i like lots of flowers...just not freaking roses. and my favourite colour is RED. althought you might have guessed that by now

i HATE pink roses

and so olga's most traumatising day of her life comes to an end. not only am i supposedly involved in some sordid love triangle that i knew nothing about, i get...psycho things happening to me at work. let me backtrack to fannie's, then helga's blog. you do know...i might be slow on the uptake...but one day...one day i will make my biggest comeback of comebacks. and to anyone who reads "our corner of the WWW", i am currently single and am not involved with anyone...not even pink shirt man. PRECISELY because he wears a pink shirt. sorry ali you're too young!! hope no harm was done while i cleared that up. anyway, back to the most traumatising day of my life...and this includes meeting helga. BAH HAH! so i get up to go to work after having about say...4 hours of sleep. off to work i go, all caffeine happy until about...say mid morning when this lady comes to our counter with this long cardboard box (i thought it had a light bulb in it or something). turns out this box is for me. with flowers. PINK LONG STEMMED ROSES. I HATE PINK ANYTHING. I HATE ROSES. ok so i don't hate pink. i just don't like pink + roses. anyway this box also had about a million other things in it which i didn't want to even look at because this box appeared to come from none other than creepy menswear guy. who might i add, i have never spoken more than like 10 words to. what is this guy getting at really? he doesn't even know me. anyway, i proceeded to spend some time thinking up creative rejection lines. to the greater population who think i am:
a. tight ass
b. picky
c. cruel
i am probably all of the above. but alas, you have not SEEN this creepy menswear guy. and for all those that know me, i think this beats vacuum cleaner boy aka st kevins guy. why the HELL do i always attract weird psycho guys?! anyway, the best rejection lines of the day that i was told to use
a. "tell him you are a lesbian" (coming from our 49 year old fulltimer at work)
b. "you really think you had a chance?"
c. "sorry i already have a boyfriend...or was that girlfriend?"
so i might as well use this blog to advertise for fake boyfriends...or girlfriends. actually pineapple dan i think you are still first in line but there is no way i am holding your hand. i have to work my shutdown quick. such is the dilemma of olga. i took my break from my essay just to tell you all about my terrible day. stayed tuned for PART 2: SHUTDOWN.

guess who?!?! =p

well guess who this is...its the missing frida thats been missing from this "boobie" team...they seem to have an obsession with them...so its not only you people that think that...hahaha cant believe helga actually believed or assumed to believe the size of mine! that was highly amusing...well currently at uni right now..trying to do stoopid stoopid SAD and its not working!!!!i hate this subject!!we just had a very interesting afternoon after lunch..oh should we say during lunch with non other than our very own ...wait for it...*drumroll* count dracula *ta-da*...who is currently starting to annoy the crap outta me too...i mean really what is count draculas problem???whatever it is..leave it home!!!stop ruining other peoples relationships aka "The Nun" and move on with your life!! ahhh im just stressed and i think that im falling for the husky voice thing that the other mistresses have already been through...yep yep im mighty slow in catching on with these things =p
well thats all i gotta say for now cos cos cos like... beloved helga has to try and help my brain get sorted out in this SAD crap!
aint this tinge of blue such a pleasant addition amongst the other colours! will keep trying to do this...whenever im not busy sleeping or trying to catch up on work...poppin frida just pops away!!

A love match made in heaven!! GO OLGA!! U KINKY GERLINKI HOY HOY

So i decide to go to sleep, wake up extraordinarily early, find that my bro has invaded the bathroom and won't get out, go to uni and be there at 8am for a bloody 9am start and what do i find?!?!? Anne falling in love overnight and she never told me?!?!?! I'm sooooo hurt!! But hey Anne i agree with Annie there...Ali's a good catch...he's one of the few guys out there who actually satisfies your "he must be able to dance me around the dancefloor" criteria...good luck finding others.

Okay how annoying is this?? i'm currently sitting in an empty computer room at ICT (one of many may i say) in the dark too cos when you're tired the last thing u want is light so that everyone can see your bags under your eyes.....ANYHOO...he sooooo has to come into MY computer room and turn on the lights to get this....read the city carselling weekly magaziney thingy!! Can i like murder him??? Or at least harm him in some way??? Please?? Pretty please with a cherry on top??? (for those who may not know me, the CIA, ASIO and SD-6 i am only kidding...)

Back to the love saga that has happened overnight....so Annie when are you free to discuss like decorations for Anne's upcoming *cough cough* nuptials now?? I'm thinking bright pink crepe paper love hearts all over her jail cell...let me know what you think. In the spirit of all of us losing our voices and now having the sexy, raspy, husky voices..."Call me..."

You go SMOOSHIES Anne!! You fat fingered sooky sooky lala sparky...once again congratulations from the DEVIL CHILD here!! you're gonna kill me right????

Helga singing out...
P.S. Phew! that was alot of my chest!! *wink wink* anne and pinky danny boy!
P.P.S. Annie....see i was right!! We sooooo do have soap opera love lives with all our secret love affairs!

olga's defense

ok i feel compelled to write to defend my honour. annie, i know it was you that wrote that last blog because you forgot to change the colour if you REALLY wanted to write as me. which i think that is what you were trying to get at. and i am so no that big chested! it's just that...well i don't know really. but i will prove that if i lose weight i will not be ...[quote] a stick with big boobs [unquote].

olga is off to think of some revenge to pull on zelda. at present time olga is quite tired and has only written like 100 words of her 2000 word essay. and she has to go to work tomorrow. the woes of this world

"ali is a love god!" - olga beanz

moooooooooo!!!!!! that's a special thing i have going with ali... he's the greatest!!! he's smart, funny and he dances at balls... i mean... what more can u ask for from a guy that does computer science??? and he shops!!! yes girls he does....well was dying to go SHOPPING with olga... without even asking me...!!!! is something going on there??? now there's a match!!! olga and ali.... ohhhh la laaaaaaaa! i bet he enjoys all the boob talk... and olga's massive boobs!!!! all that talk of her "spilling out".... mmm....wonder who olga's trying to impress?? its a dress to borrow for ur "first date" with ali!!! isn't it??? just admit it!
enough oogoooling about ur potential love life! i admit it! i'm jealous... i'm going to go cry on my flowery bed now!

KINKI GERLINKI

Yes i am hoy...and i have just found out that KINKI GERLINKI was in fact not a figment of Anne's imagination and creativity but in fact is an actual store in the city...now if i can only figure out what they actually sold there...now back to the interesting conversation that get's all you guys's attention...BOOBIES

FYI i have found out that to guys there is actually as something too big a boobies....perfect ratio?? each boobie has to be big/small/nice enough to fit into each guy's hand...cos they're scared that they might suffocate you or something or rather...kinda tuned out there...oh a dear darlin husband of mine told me the magic formula to working out if a potential partner maybe too young...it's half plus 7....never knew this guy was a mathematical genius

Okay more updates on BOOBIES later...too tired..
Helga signing out...

power to the BREAST!

i thought i would continue with jeannie's boobie theme. anyway what am i doing at home at 11.47am on a wednesday? i happen to have no uni. MUAH HAH HAH HAH! but unfortunately i have to go into uni to work on a bloody assignment. ANYWAY, we are not obsessed with boobies as a lot of you may think, we just like to talk about them a lot. i found out that we could post pics up on this blog, but jeannie said it would be porn if i put photos up of my cleavage. ok fine it might be considered porn, but it would be good porn. and it would attract lots of people to our blog! sorry guys, might have to withold those kinds of photos. i told pink shirt man that only special people get to view these pics, so if you are kinki gerlinki and hoy, you get to see special photos.

ok so i just wrote a whole paragraph about porn and breasts. dang i gotta find something else to talk about. *sighs* i have to work all day tomorrow and friday night...and i don't know if i want to be punk school girl or naughty school teacher. if someone bothers to VISIT me at WORK they might know what i am talking about *sniffles* and they might be able to protect me from creepy menswear guy.

yay annie decided to grace us with her presence!!!! now only shaz has to start blogging and then we have like...a TEAM blog. i just bought evermore's album and it's really quite good. not at uber fantastic, but it might get there after a listen to it for a bit more. so i really don't have that much to talk about. should have done this blog last night when we were having good conversations about rating friends and i HATE the word CUTE. i mean what is with that? cute is like..."adorably ugly". or that is what someone told me anyway. the story of my life. time for anne to shut her mouth and go bye bye. written too much again.

Boobs

Thought that might get all ya attention now!! so why the cryptic blog title for this glorious day?? isn't it amazing how guys get for the lighter term *amused* when chicks talk about such a taboo subject?? or even the fact that yes between some of us really close chick friends that we do know each other's sizes. or is that just me??....wait i think it might just be me...that and old Danny boy who seems mighty interested in Olga's...now why do i feel jealous and rejected?!?!?

On a different note...Zelda lives!! And no not in my hut as most of you guys presume that Anne/Olga does...Zelda actually lives on the other side of this glacier...it's much sunnier there...

Keeping it short...cos i'm tired...and uni's started again...which means sleep deprivation...again

P.S. Zelda...the orange is preeetttiiiieeee
P.P.S. Zelda....love the husky sexy voice...
P.P.P.S. Zelda...nothing i just like making more P.P.P.P.S thingies...
P.P.P.P.S. Zelda....nite!
P.P.P.P.P.S. Danny boy...close but no cigar...keep looking!

i know how to add a post now!!! woo-hoooo

am i orange?? i can't remember... its zelda here! it took me AGES to figure this out!!! its being sooo difficult!...go here...sign in there... blah blah blah... this is my first post...and i did it all on my own!!!... i can't talk at the moment so this will have to do... i've been mute for 2 days... and believe me it ain't fun! now that i have some voice back... i sound like a man! or according to jane "sexy husky"... i think its more along the line of nasal "nanny fine"... where is shaz?? how come this blog thing is dominated by helga and olga!!??! i'm determined to put some colour back in this place... with a splash of orange!!! my deed is done!

it's off to see the hobbits, the wonderful hobbits of middle earth

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT IS NOW OFFICIAL....WE ARE GOING TO SEE HOBBITS!!!
yay!!! after all these past months during the year of Anne and I sitting on our rather cooshy bottoms, talking and fantasysing of going to NZ i am proud to announce that we are indeed now ACTUALLY going!!! hip hip hoorary!!! amazing huh guys?? anne and i actually managing to go and orgainise something....believe me even i am surprised. unfortunately though it means that anne and i will be spending about 10-12 days together....as in 24/7 TOGETHER....what a nightmare!! fingers crossed that both of us actually end up on the plane back to Oz...sitting next to each other....speaking to each other...i guess anne and i didn't shake our *assests* enough to entice you boys to come with us huh?? (and you guys know who you are!!)

in comparison to my other previous posts where i seem to just ramble on and on and on i am on a mission to keep my posts now rather succint and hopefully on the shorter side of reading...however i leave you guys who actually make the effort to read our blogs in our little corner of the world wide web with a rather interesting riddle...

"do you believe in love at first sight??"
"i'll let you know"