all in the name of charity...

so would you do it? would you really really do it?

would you pose stark naked all except for a few well meaningly placed decorations even though certain aspects of you have gone south? got a few more wrinkles in areas besides just your face? a few more bumps over the spare tyres that may already be around your tum tum?

but despite this knowing that all the proceeds would go to charity so that in some hospital there is a comfy sofa for people to sit on, that in some research lab a bright young genius sees the answer, the cure for cancer. would you still do it?

hello mr dublin!

HAPPY B'DAY TO US..

awww...look how we have grown!
as of September 17th 2005 we turned the glorious 1 year old mark. long live us! may we survive for all eternity amusing ourselves, you, and the world.

oh, the thought that we ourselves didn't remember our own b'day and this b'day message is belated by 9 days hasn't been lost on us. we've just been busy little beavers.

so come fly with me, come fly with me and let's celebrate. and bring along the pressies.

how olga impacted my life...

she got into my head and convinced me to get a g-string.
thought you all might have wanted to know. and y'all probably thought we were showing some depth and being philisophical huh? as if!

thanks for the fish!

ahhh there's nothing better than getting together with a group of friends for breakfast and ice-cream i say! plus it doesn't help that it is a beautiful day, beautiful people (guys and chickadees...) and beautiful doggies.

low point of the day though? coming home to find that my bro has eaten all of my lovely desserts and is calling me so that i can go and get him more ice-cream.

now i have 6 days to whip me little body into shape to fit back into my little black swimsuit and not scare the little old ladies and little old men at the day spa we are going to next week. now there's nothing better than getting together with a group of friends and being half naked and getting pruny i say! well except for breakfast and ice-cream

let's get some fishies and chippies.

ahoy sailor!

there is nothing like the terrific feeling of success upon finding out that i made it on to "helga's list of five people who have impacted on her life". granted, i can't remember for the life of me the conversation that we had which got me on to the list in the first place. i put it down to my astute observation skills.

on to the new exciting topic at hand...psycho analysing everyone. i'm clapping my hands in glee at being able to try this out. i've even got the voice just right (granted, it's probably a little creepy)...that soothing "tell me all your problems" sort of voice which lulls the person into a sense of security so i can really let it rip with how they are living in a bubble of their own. no no, i'm not that bad.

but sometimes...no matter how much time and effort you put into telling someone something...it never gets through. maybe it is better to leave them in their bubble. and maybe it helps to up their quality of life by bursting that bubble and exposing them to that big, big world out there.

shagotawm...

to the lovely person from dhaka who visited us (twice i think??)...!!

kia ora....

to the lovely person from auckland NZ who visited us!!

bilingual me...

swedish translation of zelda...

It is the jeg zelda sende unless hilsning fra ICT Norway. the trykker down penalty joke jeg customs one day of mine holidays on uni but jeg vokter løvekonge in kveld! WOO-HOOOOO! If unless forteller meg hva jeg groin consecrate kjøpe jeg unless a lollipop! mye elsker mine absconds zelda

norwegian translation of zelda...

It is the I zelda , beam u hilsning at ICT Norway. facts depresses know that I making use of some day at mine holidays at uni but I keeper løvekonge this evening! WOO-HOOOOO! About u narrator my what I wrote weekend buy I u a lollipop! a good deal of adores mine vikers zelda

lollipop either way i reckon zelda ol' pal you! and the one from sudoku?? i haven't forgotten that one!

hei min medviking elskerinner

Det er jeg zelda, sende u hilsning fra ICT Norge. det trykker ned vite at jeg bruker en dag av mine fridager på uni men jeg vokter løvekonge i kveld! WOO-HOOOOO!
Om u forteller meg hva jeg skrev helga - kjøpe jeg u en lollipop!
mye elsker min vikers zelda

i can see you....

i've found a new love and it's all thanks to mr jashman. this whole people tracking thing may have some kinda privacy issue but heck i like knowing where all our lovely visitors are from.

so hello to all who have visited us (see link on "People Who Luvs Us") but i've got a secret wish..

1. someone to visit us from greenland
2. someone from our hometown to visit us (where are you fellow vikers and viking mistresses??). there must be someone from scandanavia!!
   

okay now am i right in assuming that any place that starts with FT. in the big ol' U-S-of-A is an army place or is this just my naive hollywood sense talking to me? well in any case HIDY HO army buddies!

keep popping up little red flags.
p.s thanks for lovin' us mr jashman. it's very appreciated!

i know why you don't love me

ever had the sensation that when you actually get enough sleep for once, your brain is actually working the way it's supposed to be and that you all of a sudden have the gift of insight? well let me share my gift with y'all...

• EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A DETOX JAR.
  
• does it make sense to wish everyone good morning starshine though the post was posted at 4:10pm??
  
• we're no longer loved by mass advertising idiots. as annoying, stupid, heartless, lack of sinceritiy, total crap coming out of their keyboards were, it still made my heart hop, skip and jump to see that they all thought our blog was "very creative, keep up the good work".
  
• am i the only one that turns violently when in bed? nearly gave meself a black eye i did
  
• i discovered that AV cables are so conviently color coded and i can program a dvd player
  
• when a friend is on the "plus" list, one has many, many benefits.

COME BACK AND LOVE US...please???

good morning starshine, the earth says hello!

olga's weekly revelations...

• charlie and the chocolate factory is an awesome movie.
• willy wonka is a bit creepy.
• it's sunday again, which means tomorrow will be start of week 5 and there will only be 5 more weeks of fulltime work for olga. yay!
• i have $5 in my detox jar.
• sometimes it's comforting to meet with uni friends and realise that everyone has pretty much had a shithouse week.
• going home in the middle of the week is not a good idea for olga's headspace

till we meet again, parting is such sweet sorrow. home on friday

detox

methinks we've lost all our readers. that's a sad sad realisation to come to on this miserable, cold, wet and rainy saturday. there's the even sadder realisation that i am sitting here in my work clothes wrapped up in a blanket and knowing that i have to leave in a matter of time to go earn myself some money for the week.

in an effort to boost my morale, i shall sit here and think what would be a nice present to by myself...

• some nice beady slipper shoes
• a scarf
• some underwear (although i'm not feeling particularly glum)
• a new pair of glasses
• anti-eye bag cream...not like it works

i need caffeine

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

i'm stuck in a nunnery

who will come save me????????

absconding

i made a quick stop home midweek just to tell you all something.

your day is not complete until a duck attacks you while you are trying to feed the ungrateful thing. i didn't want you all to miss out on something like that while i was away.

love olga...i will be home again in two days anyway

p.s. HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY KATHY!!!

deep deep olga

see i actually know your b'day now!

Olga's Previous Life
Sex: Male
Country of Birth: East Australia (I'm more exotic)
Date of Birth: 1025 (you've got wrinkles)

Psychological Profile
"Timid, constrained, quiet person. You HAD creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated (does this mean you have no spine?). Sometimes environment considered you strange (HA!)"

Lesson Learnt from Previous Life:
"Your main task - make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!"

posted on behalf of Olga, but really from Helga.

chief garbage man to you!

so believe in reincarnation? past life? well i just found out mine. and how intersting i am too...

My Previous Life

Sex: Male
Country of Birth: Poland
Date of Birth: 1075
Profession: Digger, Undertaker

Psychological Profile of me in my past life
"Person with HUGE energy, good in planning and supervising. If i was just a garbage-man...I was CHIEF garbage man"

Lesson i brought from past to present
"To learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. I should believe in High Reason" (what's that?")

so now for all those who i remember their b'days...

yee haw

and so the eve of another sunday comes around again...far too quickly. and olga is off to another week of clinics. in a way it feels like i'm powering through...and in a way i still realise i've got 7 more weeks to go before the end of my uni life.

one of olga's weekend lessons...when one realises operation c-cup is near impossible...one moves on to back up mission...operation washboard stomach. probably equally as impossible.

i don't know if anyone knew this, but this week just gone past was suicide prevention week. i attended a suicide talk as part of my clinic. hopefully the people in our lives know that they have someone to turn to when they need help. never be afraid to ask someone if they are having suicidal thoughts. it's not something that comes up often in conversation, but it should. you may save a loved one's life by asking them. i know it sounds dramatic but it's true.

as a good friend said...CELEBRATE LIVING!

until friday night when i get back.

vegierama

who would've thought it huh? me eating no meat for an entire meal! think i did a pretty good job meself if i do say so....the driving trip to and fro from st kilda is a different story i must say! at least amy bubie and i got to see the lovely scenic route of alexander parade and the fitzory gardens at midnight.

zelda what the heck are you on about? who is this stalker/all the other titles you mentioned? i have no idea where you are getting this all from!

and cheerio to honorary viking mistress svenetta (ali)!

tseviatvia ! (zelda how did you spell it?)

zoom zoom zoom

olga's quote of the week upon arriving home from the gym...

"don't exercise too much or you'll start looking like a man"

i'd like to thank my mum for being so encouraging in my exercise endeavours

B2M rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beep beep beep

who is the weirdo? and what is all this crap about yahoo? i'm confused. it has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, especially the price of fish! good lord. moonface do u know this person, cause i know you force everyone u know to read it so who is it? admirer? stalker? oh... or lover?
well anyways i don't like your shananigans [mind my spelling] with u and ur whoever?!
anywho... reason for my post is this: i GOT MY EBAY purchase today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO HOOO! so moony it does work!
oh and the reason she's called moonface [from the far away tree] is because she glows, particularly when it's dark... all u can see is her round face like the moon... anyways it attracts a certain someone in neuro... causing me great distress... yes anonymous u have stiff competition!
oh and u asked for a list/pointers about frieda... the only stuff i got is this:

• be afraid.. she has mystical powers... karma works together with her... and she can black eye u if she needs to...
• she has a "un-natural" like for dolphines... not sure why? but i hear they're a delicacy in some dishes
• she'll probably dislike our yuck-loud-in-love-with-u girl just as much [if not more] than us
• she's unco... especially when it comes to the pilates and "inner core" stuff... she hasn't located the inner core yet so that's why we only went once and never again
• her driver's licence looks like her head is floating without a body... i'd steal this and enlarge it for everyone to see

yeah that's all i can think of for now. i skipped bio prac this morning and the guilt is killing me... need to make up for it with lots of bio study... anyways B2M last night was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good! and i boogied until i couldn't boogie no more... and that's a lot of ass boogie

your blog is nice...

your blog is nice i will recommend others to vist this site. interestingly enough, i have my own blog about crazy viking mistresses what do you think about my site about crazy viking mistresses?

don't howl at me....

lessons learnt from the ever elusive zelda:

1. ebay is throughly addictive. thank god i'm cheap and only get interested in items with a starting bidding price of AU$0.99. my limit? AU$5.00 - and that includes postage, handling and insurance!

2. i glow in the dark much like i am radioactive or the moon. so call me moony everyone. i probably won't respond.

3. anomie. and i thought it was those floaty things in the sea. turns out its when we all go mad. mad i tell ya!

bye bye chanel

i thought i found the meaning of life with a pair of chanel glasses. yes those lovely black/pink glasses. now they've gone... so some random person on e-bay. yes i was out bidded. it was a tough fight and i lost. now i'm on the search for another great buy!
guess what jeans... u know those two bags i bidded on the white ones... i won!! now i just have to figure out the rest of the e-bay process and bob's ur uncle... i have two nice bags!!! so that thursday evening wasn't wasted!!! i got something out of that.
did u buy the deo for olga? olga don't worry... i haven't given up looking for a mini skirt for u... with this addictive (and expensive) habit i'll try and get u something too.
i think there needs to be "e-bay anonymous" for all the addicts out there... cause i'll need to go when i've maxed out all my cards. ok my e-bay rant is over... i need to go write a paper and finish the other both due today, well last friday. oh and jeans did u bring the plague readings??? i need a quote.

the meaning of life

read "the five people you meet in heaven"
beautiful story,
beautiful words,
beautiful lessons to be taught and learnt.

makes you think "what if". as simple as it is, if a family friend did not send their daughter to macrob then i would've never gone. and without that one decision being made, i would've never met any of the vikers, wouldn't have this deliriously addictive blog, and would've probably never met any of you guys.

i wonder how i have affected some lives and how those have gone on to affect others and the ever continuing ripple effect. it just makes you think.

barney the dinosaur for president

you know i'm not afraid to say it, i've even proclaimed it loud and proud. i'm rather fond of my boobies. who wouldn't be? considering there are heaps of women out there who would go fork out something like $10,000 for such operations to achieve something that has come naturally to some lucky few of us (yes olga, strange but yes we're lucky). but then something strange happened last night. nearest and dearest are now debating a rather scary question. am i getting bigger than olga? biologically speaking that can't really happen right? we've all reached our peaks in maturity. EVERYTHING STARTS TO GO DOWN HILL FROM THIS POINT ON! sorry, the fear just gripped my poor, poor heart. and that is my life question to ponder about for the day.

i'm glad to hear olga that indeed that you survived the night and the following day it appears from our little cookout last night. we have plenty more pasta and stuff left over if the need for more freebie cooked food ever takes your fancy. god that little fishy was nice. see there are advantage's to me being a bosom buddie huh???

oh guess what? my mum yelled at amy and i last night cos she thought we chucked you out of the house due to your err....lack of bodily control. how's mr anonymous? even i'm scared of him too. yay! old and grey i get to see you!

what a ramble this has been.

alive and kickin'

olga had the weekend to blow off steam. i feel much better now after being at home. it's back to my sister's house tonight...with no technology except a tv. boohoo. oh well...maybe it's just another one of those learning experiences. 2 weeks down, 8 more to go!!!!! the end of my uni life to drawing to a close and has set off a chain reaction of thinking about things i've done in the last 4 years. some things of which i'm proud of...and some i'm not too proud of.

and no we are not shutting this blog down!!! we sweated it out trying to get as many readers as possible...there ain't no way this baby is going bye bye.

one of my life questions for today...when do you classify someone as a mate? is there any such classification? the lines are so blurry between friends and acquaintances. i mean in this world, where you meet so many people everywhere you go...is it easier just to call them all friends? i know in my mind who will have the misfortune of being in my life till we're old and grey. muahaahah.

olga's lesson for the weekend: ensure one has friend with brother who cooks.

angry olga

very few things annoy me in life. it just so happens that what annoyed me...no wait, what made me F*CKING ANGRY occurred just as i got back from a long week away from home. what a LOVELY way to end my week. i know i'm being vague and foggy but to tell you the truth i can't really be bothered explaining.

that was my angry little rant after being gone for a week (yeah i bet you didn't even notice). these anonymous people are starting to freak me out a bit. i don't want to start talking about the meaning of life in these blogs...there's no fun in that. instead i can detail to you all my coping strategies.

when feeling sad, buy underwear
when feeling angry, buy shoes

GOODBYE TO ANOTHER BLOG...these things are fast fading away. WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT? i don't know.

and so we come to the end of another senseless blog.