i'm the PERFECT boyfriend!

according to helga - i'm the perfect boyfriend... so any guys after helga can get good tips from me!!! listen up... all i said was " i like cookies" or something like that... it was cookie related... so it seems the key to this girl's heart revolves around a round baked piece of dough...with nice stuff in it like choc chip...yum!! its that simple... easy right!?? yet no one's figured it out yet... well the secret's out... its all about the cookie! the cookie is the way to go!! i particularly like mrs. fields... caramel cookies... yum yum yum... its like 2:30am and i'm thinking about food!
see... how they go the way to a man's heart is via his stomach... same goes with a girl! well i think it applies to all the viking girls... maybe except olga... or frida... ok... maybe its just me and helga!
so i'm helping all u guys out there... coz i'm not a guy...so i can't be a "boyfriend" and i'm not blond with blue eyes and a surfer's body... that's a hint hint to what helga's future boyfriend should look like! you know who u are!