Dr. Phil at your service

Helga's Morning Tips of the Day

• alarm clocks suxs so burn one one day...it will make you feel betta
• when wanting to make some money...don't buy a house and then try to sell it to ali...he'll cheat you out of 50cents
• when insuring a tent don't go to commonwealth bank...they suck too
• sometimes you just shouldn't listen to other ppl's opinion...and just *coughs coughs* *chokes chokes* listen to what your heart tells ya (you know who you are...)

Oh just like ali who advertised his computer expertise for a fee here's my ad...

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Need i say more??

Helga singing out....*YODALADIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*