"ali is a love god!" - olga beanz

moooooooooo!!!!!! that's a special thing i have going with ali... he's the greatest!!! he's smart, funny and he dances at balls... i mean... what more can u ask for from a guy that does computer science??? and he shops!!! yes girls he does....well was dying to go SHOPPING with olga... without even asking me...!!!! is something going on there??? now there's a match!!! olga and ali.... ohhhh la laaaaaaaa! i bet he enjoys all the boob talk... and olga's massive boobs!!!! all that talk of her "spilling out".... mmm....wonder who olga's trying to impress?? its a dress to borrow for ur "first date" with ali!!! isn't it??? just admit it!
enough oogoooling about ur potential love life! i admit it! i'm jealous... i'm going to go cry on my flowery bed now!