yay me

yeah i know, i'm gonna get in trouble but i'm always in trouble and it's always my fault so screw caution to the wind for tonight (i'm not in the mood).

there is a guy (on tv but he's real - flesh and blood).

he's a chef. tick!
he's also being a handyman right now. tick!
he's doing the really cute pencil behind the ear thing. tick!
he's got a cute toolbelt. tick!
he's blonde. tick!
he's (probably) blue eyed. tick!
he's organised. tick!
he's got a nice voice. tick!
he's got nice hands. tick!
he's got a sense of humor. tick!
he's got a nice booty. double tick!
he's not named after a hanson dude. triple tick!

i let y'all make up your minds.