Sunday, October 08, 2006

chasing helga

i have refined my "perfect husband" list.

you are my future potential perfect husband if you fulfil the following criteria:

  1. am a damn good frickin masseur
  2. can cook
  3. don't mind cleaning (but i will do the most)
is there anyone out there who's gonna be the next jamie oliver and a masseur? will you marry me?

4 Comments:

Blogger jashman said...

Would you like the food made straight after the guy has given you a foot massage?

It would give an interesting tangy taste, heh heh.

Mon Oct 09, 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

i think i'll take the traditional way of food first, massage later.

plus foot massage doesn't really work on me. i giggle too much and might end up kicking the lovely, lovely masseur in the face.

i think i'll keep it hip's upwards.

Mon Oct 09, 07:23:00 PM  
Blogger jashman said...

There are definitely plenty of body parts above the hips that husbands would like to massage.

Mon Oct 09, 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

i love those kinda husbands.

Tue Oct 10, 07:29:00 PM  

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