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the great experiment was carried out today.
i cooked.
someone else ate it.
i shall see if this unlucky someone else is still alive tomorrow.

side note: i can hear you all asking, why not just test out your own cooking on yourself?. simple. my tummy and immune system is what you might say....incredibly, sophisticatedly, brilliant, god-damn-kick-up-your ass good (excuse the modesty). so i have tried it on myself. 23 years later and i'm still alive. so i think that result is somewhat invalid.

days alive and counting: less than 1.
days since kinky stuff came in mail for me: more than 1. can't remember so starting counter at 1 again.