jay spat on helga

jay... in his defence, he claims to be stressed and hence didn't "spit" on helga...
i dunno how that's an arguement but to jay it is and a valid one at that.
poor helga... she has jay cooties!

i'm telling princess! no more air kisses for u...

so in addition to the burping, farting and peeing that's been mentioned in recent blogs... we're adding spitting.
umm.....
apparently "an likes sperm in a cup" and then there's something about "mommies and daddies kissing..." just when i was gonna say "i hate to imagine what's next"... it just got worse.

and then i got spat on. ew. gross.
end blog.