i rock, u rock

move over george, move over brad
there's a new man in town!

i just don't know where the heck he is. or where the town is frankly.

days since olga left for eew-rope: 2
days since helga has not received her kinky, erotic souviner: 2

i'm waiting!!!!!!

but that leads me to ask, if people were to say go to sexpo what present would they most likely bring back to spice up the ol' love life?

me? i would like christian bale. oh wait? what is that you're telling me? he's not on sale there? what a pity. well then i'm not too sure. i'm too sweet, innocent and pure to know what is available at a place such as sexpo.

i mean i'm already going to hell just by spelling out the bad S-word.