squirt me

there is an old saying that there is the belief that it is not the mind that possess, but rather it possess the mind.

i love criminal minds. as in the show. not the psychotic people out there with very very bad ideas. how much more fun is it to show up people who think they are smart and geniuses, and go "there you go smart arse! i'm actually smarter than you!!! hahahaha. kiss my nice, round, voluptuous booty!"

always one step ahead.

okay so let's clear up some confusion.

diary is romantic because it helps give you clear vision. now this is wonderful if you work in a deli, and it's raining outside and in walks the love of your life and you happen to see him.

second. cows can also be brown and white. and all white. and all brown. and red and purple and blue. and green.

thirdly. i would like some new shoes too. in spirit of the new season coming in and a desire to "girly" myself up for this upcoming spring/summer, i'm looking for some new sandals. go the girl in me.

fourthly. zelda, i feel so sorry for your feet! my aunt has really bad bunions and they totally freak me out.