eat, drink and be merry...

...for today is what we live for!

helga, life questions are boring. besides we already know the answers to them, and noone agrees with our answers anyway. we could talk about anything on the face of this earth to make this more like a proper blog...but where is the fun in that? when we can talk about boobs, porn, food, clothes and many other things that makes our lives so completely superficial yet interesting??? haha.

i have discovered that when i am uber bored...i can really be quite scarily productive. i spent my day off handwashing clothes, cleaning my entire room and wardrobe. all that mindless folding of clothes at work has really paid off. now i have a nice clean wardrobe with nicely folded and colour coded piles of clothing. yes i am rather sad i know. i don't know whether i should broadcast that to our faithful readers. oh well...too late.

cardinal rule #6. thou shalt not date anyone at work
cardinal rule #7. thou shalt not date a guy who spends extended amounts of time in the bathroom
cardinal rule #8. thou shalt not date a metrosexual guy. period.

olga's thought for the day: when one has not yet had their 21st birthday, one must remember not to have friends take closeup photos of one's cleavage.