oh the pain why the pain....
....i have devised a new mathematical hypothesis that is and will forever be proven correct if followed precisely....
vainity + sun = searing red pain
and how do i know this has been proven correct?? well 6 chicks + beach + sun = above equation...all except for one have gotton burnt...in some of the most unreachable parts of your body if flexibility is not one of your strengths too... parts of my back now range from medium rare to extremely well done..
ahhh i am vain..i know it...i also loudly proclaim it...so i guess its karma huh?? and yes i did buy a $90 bikini (and as far as i'm concern all bikini's are skimpy which doesn't make mine any different)...let's just put it down to impluse buying...every woman's weakness....hey at least my purchase didn't amount to a $400 little green thing that plays music...
Olga...i feel your pain dude...on the top of my head too....at first i freaked out cos i thought i was bleeding from the top of my head (at my parting) and thought i looked like that freaky carrie girl in the stephen king book but then on closer inspection it alas was not and i was actually just burnt...think we might end up getting a head tan??? and i burnt my lips too i think...
i know Olga said i would add to her version of events but i'm in so much pain that i can't think...well i can...okay so i'm just plain lazy but Olga's version is pretty spot on...
Quote No# 10 - ...let me set the scene up first...there were 6 of us who went to the beach which means that 2 cars were taken (4 in one, 2 in the other) now 3 of us (Amy, Anne and I) got gelati and sat down to eat it whilst the remainder 3 went off to get a spray for all of our burns in some far far away land so there we were...
vainity + sun = searing red pain
and how do i know this has been proven correct?? well 6 chicks + beach + sun = above equation...all except for one have gotton burnt...in some of the most unreachable parts of your body if flexibility is not one of your strengths too... parts of my back now range from medium rare to extremely well done..
ahhh i am vain..i know it...i also loudly proclaim it...so i guess its karma huh?? and yes i did buy a $90 bikini (and as far as i'm concern all bikini's are skimpy which doesn't make mine any different)...let's just put it down to impluse buying...every woman's weakness....hey at least my purchase didn't amount to a $400 little green thing that plays music...
Olga...i feel your pain dude...on the top of my head too....at first i freaked out cos i thought i was bleeding from the top of my head (at my parting) and thought i looked like that freaky carrie girl in the stephen king book but then on closer inspection it alas was not and i was actually just burnt...think we might end up getting a head tan??? and i burnt my lips too i think...
i know Olga said i would add to her version of events but i'm in so much pain that i can't think...well i can...okay so i'm just plain lazy but Olga's version is pretty spot on...
Quote No# 10 - ...let me set the scene up first...there were 6 of us who went to the beach which means that 2 cars were taken (4 in one, 2 in the other) now 3 of us (Amy, Anne and I) got gelati and sat down to eat it whilst the remainder 3 went off to get a spray for all of our burns in some far far away land so there we were...
- Amy : "You know it would be really nice to pick the others up and drive them back to their car"
Jeannie : "We can't Amy"
Amy : "EURG! (unspellable word) YES WE CAN..GEEZ YOU'RE MEAN JEANNIE"
Jeannie : "urrrrrrrr Amy...we can't.." (thinking that she'll soon work it out)
Amy : "YES WE CAN!"
Jeannie : "NO WE CAN'T...6 PEOPLE CAN'T FIT INTO A CAR!"
Amy : "YES THEY CAN...oh wait you're right.." (*ding* the light bulb has turned on...)
ahhh the sweet sweet words.."you're right".
helga's argument of the day - when swatting annoying little flies away from your face on hot day with asian p-plated hotted/souped up cars driving past you, it DOES NOT in no way mean that we are indeed waving at you
Helga singing out *OUCHIES OUCHIES OUCHIES OUCHIES*
P.S I LOVE LIP BALM
posted by viking_mistresses at 1:07 PM
2 Comments:
firstly i know i know i am doing it again but i have just remembered 2 things
* anne, amy still believes that we actually bet her
back to glennie...now is that funny or what!!
* and now i have forgotten the second...it will now
annoy the bejesus (sorry jesus) out of me
[helga][jeanz]
i will hit you with YOUR faithful argument. how many times EXACTLY will you be wearing that bikini while you are recovering from sunburn??!! at least MY "$400 little green thing that plays music" does not require me to change out of normal clothes! and does not cause me to have hideous sunburn on my boobies. MUAH HAH HAH HAH
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