GARRY'S HUGE ASS

Friend 1 : "how is your dude?"
Friend 2 : 'well i went out with him on sat, sun and mon too"
Friend 1 : "awwww....."
Friend 2 : "yeah so i decided on tues that i like him"
Friend 1 :"awwww....."
Friend 2 :"yeah so he called me last night"
Friend 1 :"awww....."
Friend 2:"yeah and he said that it was probably best if we just stayed friends"
Friend 1:"awwww...(in sad tone) "
Friend 2: "yeah i think he's in love with the other girl"
Friend 1:"ohhh....welll...."
Friend 2:"yeah i think he's ready for marriage"
Friend 1:"yeah but you have the rest of your life in front of you"
Friend 2:"yeah lets go find another guy"
Friend 1:"sounds good. he doesn't deserve you."

and there you have it. an example of the everyday conversations of 1st yr com/is students in the middle of the ICT at uni. how exciting. how riveting.

oh and we also found out that on a scale of 1 to HUGE, garry's ass (yes the pink muscle one) is ranked at HUGE. like jurassic park make water rumble in the cup when the dinosaur is walking HUGE. that's pretty HUGE.