Wednesday, April 27, 2005

mmmmm.....food.....ewwwww - vomit

arrghhh... random day. am carrying shaz's mango/orange polo. am hungry but can' t have lunch. am bored. so blogging it is... as i've promised jeans i'll do like forever ago. but it may be all about food. as i'm thinking of it. alot. and if i get anymore hungry and delusional i might eat shaz's top. i don't have any common stupid thoughts at the moment. mind is fixated on food. everything looks like it when u want it. kinda like sex. everything turns u on when ur horny. i think. i'm not sure if that's true. i imagine it to be so. like cutting fruit can be hot. but i don't imagine someone vomiting can be. i think its off putting and kinda gross if u think it is cause it's so NOT. but hey... everyone's got a fetish.. some ppl like to be pee'd on [think SATC] and some like vomit [i have yet to meet/hear of this as a fetish for anyone... but it's only a matter of time as i am a fan of jerry springer]. ok not hungry anymore... thought of vomit has put me off.
ok am in ICT. and guy next to me [that just sat down] SMELLS! real bad... really bad BO!! and to make things funnier... there is fobby girl sitting on him. ewww for her... poor thing must be copping a lot of stinka. i always thought it would be a public service if people walked around with soap and a hose and spray those ppl that smell. it'll be like YOU SMELL... MUST DE-BO YOU...SPRAY AWAY plus some SOAP. and you'll smell all good and soapy. yeah... the world would be a better place if everyone smelled good. everyone would be happy and perky and skip around. yeah.... wish i had hose and soap. i think i just found a contribution to WORLD PEACE! ok... am starting to sound beauty pagenty/hippy. i think i like hippy better.
anyways. must stop before i move on to how good looking bill clinton is.
-zelda

3 Comments:

Blogger viking_mistresses said...

annie that whole post was not only damn funny but also mindboggling.

i wonder how fast your mind was going to link up food, sex, body odour, world peace, and bill clinton together.

good stuff.

Wed Apr 27, 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

fannie, i just read your post and almost choked on my food when "everything turns you on when you're horny...i think"...nice save mate! [fannie]

Wed Apr 27, 03:10:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

omg anne you just called annie fannie and you signed off as fannie. wtf?!?!?!

Wed Apr 27, 08:55:00 PM  

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