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BACHELORETTE #3: Miss Pringles Pasher
bachelorette #3 here is the epitome of fine. she has no qualms about flashing her breast 'bum-crack' cleavage to the population. always adorned in her floral tops and mini skirts, miss pasher has those hot dandenong bachelors on the train chanting her name. her taste for life...and all things edible is one to be envied by many...one just has to observe her eating her namesake...those tasty pringles.
but wait...you want to hear how she will treat you as her man. miss pasher will make you feel extra special, she has knowledge that far outweighs dr feelgood. not only, she will make all things equal. there is no need to look after miss pasher...she will take care of herself...although a flower drum dinner here and there goes a long way boys. so what more can you ask for? a nice healthy girl with a passion for selective independence and boy bands.
and to add some extra hints, miss pasher is after an extra sensitive man who can listen intently to the details of her life. he must wear pink and have experience in paramedics (to revive her after she swoons over him), as well as provide intellectual conversation on that beastly man's sport of football. better if he plays football in tight little pink shorts...and nothing else.
get bidding boys!
bachelorette #3 here is the epitome of fine. she has no qualms about flashing her breast 'bum-crack' cleavage to the population. always adorned in her floral tops and mini skirts, miss pasher has those hot dandenong bachelors on the train chanting her name. her taste for life...and all things edible is one to be envied by many...one just has to observe her eating her namesake...those tasty pringles.
but wait...you want to hear how she will treat you as her man. miss pasher will make you feel extra special, she has knowledge that far outweighs dr feelgood. not only, she will make all things equal. there is no need to look after miss pasher...she will take care of herself...although a flower drum dinner here and there goes a long way boys. so what more can you ask for? a nice healthy girl with a passion for selective independence and boy bands.
and to add some extra hints, miss pasher is after an extra sensitive man who can listen intently to the details of her life. he must wear pink and have experience in paramedics (to revive her after she swoons over him), as well as provide intellectual conversation on that beastly man's sport of football. better if he plays football in tight little pink shorts...and nothing else.
get bidding boys!
posted by viking_mistresses at 11:19 PM
8 Comments:
We demand evidence of this 'bum-crack' cleavage!
/chants
*bum crack*
*bum crack*
*bum crack*
*bum crack*
/notices he's the only one chanting
......
/sound of door slamming and running footsteps
hey this also ain't a free peep show!
what's your offer??
All I have to offer is a night of intensely boring conversation.
I bid....
1 All you can eat Pizza hut dinner.
1 fun night of trying to crash the Over 28 disco at shoppingtown.
1 romantic night in the car park of Sky high for good pashing funness.
3am pancake parlour experience.
I will not, however, wear a pink polo with the collar up!
You know I just realised, for a bunch of vikings who hate men, you sure have a lot of Mr's in your links.
Hate men? What are you talking about? They love men!!! Men are their favourite!
we love all, and all love us.
we do not discriminate.
just pink wearing guys.
heh heh. pink.
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