my bra is burning
i hope that you smacked him hard olga....real hard (and no not in *that* way cos that is way too much info overshare).
so in definace to pseudo "olga" 's post i have decided to burn my bra in protest.
and no not my elle macpherson intimates bra. that would be just wrong on so many levels. i'm burning my fire engine red bra. choo choooo!
so bring it only fellas. PROVE that you could in a fantasy parallel universe world that you may have the capabilities to be the "superior" sex. don't worry i won't bite anyone's heads off...this is after all a joke/healthy intellectually stimulating debate.
Helga's Angerometer for the day...
[...>)...............] (i'm feeling much happier today)
p.s i have been asked the following questions so let's clear up some confusion...
this blog is in no way/we are in no way:
p.p.s i'm smelling nice today.
so in definace to pseudo "olga" 's post i have decided to burn my bra in protest.
and no not my elle macpherson intimates bra. that would be just wrong on so many levels. i'm burning my fire engine red bra. choo choooo!
so bring it only fellas. PROVE that you could in a fantasy parallel universe world that you may have the capabilities to be the "superior" sex. don't worry i won't bite anyone's heads off...this is after all a joke/healthy intellectually stimulating debate.
Helga's Angerometer for the day...
[...>)...............] (i'm feeling much happier today)
p.s i have been asked the following questions so let's clear up some confusion...
this blog is in no way/we are in no way:
- sending cryptic messages to martians from outerspace, planning details for the ending of this world
- written by males who just wanna screw with other male's minds (besides tom who crashed our blog)
- a new age method of communication for the Priory of Sion, therefore we do not know where the Holy Grail is
- a dating service...well a free one at least
p.p.s i'm smelling nice today.
posted by viking_mistresses at 10:04 AM
20 Comments:
Why hello there! How you doin'?
Hmmm, why are men better than woment? Well, at a push I'd say it's because dudes spend far more time doin' laps on chaps than chicks.
P.S) Do chicks like being called "woment"?
i don't think chicks like being called "woment"..no idea what that actually is...
and laps on chaps... what the hell?? or is it just cos my brain ain't no longer working at 5:04pm cos i'm still stuck at work...
Um yeah, "woment" was a spelling mistake which will inadvertently become the new rockin' thing to refer to chicks as. "Yo, woment".
Or not.
Laps on Chaps? What do you mean what? Driving up and down Chapel St in our fully sik cars man! Dropping burnouts in front of Zoz and KFC! Spending Satdee nights in the Safeway carpark listening to ma subwoffa mate! Maaaate!
I believe laps on chaps isn't adding weight to the superior male argument.
yeah that's a big no to laps on chaps now. doesn't like the most highly riveting, intellectually stimulating experience of my life.
and i have a tiny toyota car. i think that's as fully sik as it can ever get.
"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money." - Anonymous
Is this true? I'm in a dilemma - do I save my money, or buy a car with it to do "laps on chaps"? Hehe.
I'm afraid your hard out of luck, it's cars AND money, it's either both or none.
well that spoils it then, doesn't it.
yes buy that car but also make sure u have enough money to come to our side of town to pick us up and drive us to our every whimsical place.
hint guys - boyfriend is just another word for chauffeur
i don't make the rules. i just follow them
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/
eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&
category=56265&item=819417
5930&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
A real doozy of an item.
Question is, is the guy just stupid for doing that, or should the girl have been smart enough to not to get engaged to him in the first place?
That's great, I love the whole description thing.
It was pretty low of the groom, I don't think you can blame the chick for getting engaged though, people are different around different people.
it's a sized 8/9?? well that rubs me out for bidding on it if the auction was still up.
goooOOOOoooOOOOooo meaty girls!
Well on the opposite side is today's odd spot:
Doctors in Croatia had to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding. The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a guest walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.
I can only make the conclusion that both the genders are inferior and totally stupid, and should be comparing who is really much worse of the two, and not who is better.
Jasman speaks truth. Him wise.
Sorry dude. I mean Jashman!!
(In his best Yoda voice)
"Wise, I am not... observed these things, I just have... great fear, I sense in viking mistresses..."
...please where can I buy a unicorn?
Great Site. Was added to mybookmarks. Greetings From USA.
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