Saturday, May 21, 2005

Moochachos - Epi 1: "The L Word"

..."like the time in a clock...this is the town where the powerful Duryea family rule the town of Moochachos with an iron fist"...

Jally couldn't keep his eyes of Sally since the first time he saw her across the student food hall at uni but he was too shy. too shy to make a move but he knew he wouldn't be able to live with the regret that would hang heavy in his heart if he just didn't make that first move...

Olga: "Oh Jally look she's just a normal human being. Just go up and say hi"

Helga: "Oh even better yet just tell her... "I've chosen you to be in the foxhole with and when i'm out of the foxhole i'll keep my d**k in my pants"...now that's definately an ice breaker"

Jally:"Are you nuts??!?!!! She's from the Duryea family she's classy man...not like.."
Olga:"Not like us huh?!?!"
Helga:"Geez thanks dude....and here i thought we were friends"
Jally:"You know what i mean..."
Olga:"Sorry dudes but you know how i have absolute zero attention span unless it has to do with a WOAH-MAMA hottie mcscottie guy and i see him over there...oh yeah baby Tim Tam Tom..here i come ready or not...hold on to your horses cos it's gonna be rough ride"
Helga:"dude...way too much info...we don't want..."

Lally:"Sally i think that guy Jally is checkin you out girlfriend"
Sally:"Yeah well i think its time for a new guy. i mean i just dumped Miguel last night...bigger and better things huh? If only he would hurry up and make a move"

Miguel: "Who does she think she is??? Dumping me...the Macho of Moochachos...i'll teach her what a big mistake she made."
Larry: "You know you're better off without her man...come on how hard was it with putting up with her last summer when she was possessed by the devil"
Miguel:"That's not the point here Larry...no-one dumps Miguel...no-one. She'll pay. Just mark my words..."

Next week on Moochachos - Miguel begins to hatch his evil plan, and Sally and Jally have a chance encounter in the lift. And Olga finds out she's expecting a little bun...but who gave it to her??

1 Comments:

Blogger viking_mistresses said...

can you not name me after some psycho swedish woman who speaks weirdly? i take offence.

Sat May 21, 10:17:00 PM  

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