Sunday, May 08, 2005

c'mon pick me up

guy : "do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
me : "no...."
guy : "well it's enough to break the ice. hi i'm (__no way am i gonna tell who said this to me____)"

rather cute, rather corny, rather funny. classic pick up line that worked at least on me.
happy mother's day to y'all wonderful mothers who put up with us.

9 Comments:

Blogger Twenty3 Photography said...

HAHAHA....its funni cuz its true....oh polar bears...

Sun May 08, 10:58:00 PM  
Blogger Ez said...

Err... but they live on ice...

Sun May 08, 11:36:00 PM  
Blogger quebeck said...

I refuse to believe any guy is that corny...

Sun May 08, 11:51:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

at least it's better than
guy: do you want to play house?
girl: what?
guy: you can be the door and i'll slam you all night

jeannie, you should remember this one. did it work on you? mmuahahahaah

Sun May 08, 11:56:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

okay let ME remind you OLGA that yes i do remember that pick up line however it was not directed at me and thereby could not have worked on me. if my memory serves me correctly it was directed at one of the michigan girls on the bus cos they never let anyone else sit up front.

ali...i'm slightly confused by your answer. to me it all makes sense...polar bears live on ice, they weigh alot, they can break the ice....?????????

Mon May 09, 12:26:00 AM  
Blogger Ez said...

How do they break ice and live on it at the same time?

Mon May 09, 09:50:00 AM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

because they eat so much that the ice can no longer sustain their weight?? and thus it breaks?? even though they did live on it before???

is this just one of those things that only makes sense to me cos the drugs are kicking in??

Mon May 09, 02:33:00 PM  
Blogger Twenty3 Photography said...

HAHAHA....oh ice....this is great

Mon May 09, 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

garry are you okay?? i'm beginning to like question your mental health.

Mon May 09, 04:02:00 PM  

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