new victi...i mean bachelors!
BACHELOR #11: Mr Phil
if you want the broody male type, then mr phil is your man. his previous occupation was captain of a very famous ship...of which i will let you guess. he has since sold the ship and moved on to...sitting on the pier. ANYWAY, if you're after handy hair styling tips and you want mr phil to give you a whole new look, then bid now! although mr phil is the quiet type...we recommend you feed him some alcohol for a REAL good time.
BACHELOR #12: Mr Andy
the brand spanking new owner of the ship, mr andy will sail you away into the sunset. you will be blown away by his basketball skills, and if you're lucky...he'll score a point just for you! his team management skills will blow you away...as well as his domestic skills. mr andy will whip up meal for you in seconds...and not only will it taste good, you won't go home with food poisoning! and for the lucky girl...you'll get your clothes washed, your car cleaned, and perhaps your plants watered.
remember girls, there are still some fine bachelors waiting on your bids. bid now or you'll miss out! actually you won't...we'll just had to split them up between us. so we're BEGGING you to put out a bid
if you want the broody male type, then mr phil is your man. his previous occupation was captain of a very famous ship...of which i will let you guess. he has since sold the ship and moved on to...sitting on the pier. ANYWAY, if you're after handy hair styling tips and you want mr phil to give you a whole new look, then bid now! although mr phil is the quiet type...we recommend you feed him some alcohol for a REAL good time.
BACHELOR #12: Mr Andy
the brand spanking new owner of the ship, mr andy will sail you away into the sunset. you will be blown away by his basketball skills, and if you're lucky...he'll score a point just for you! his team management skills will blow you away...as well as his domestic skills. mr andy will whip up meal for you in seconds...and not only will it taste good, you won't go home with food poisoning! and for the lucky girl...you'll get your clothes washed, your car cleaned, and perhaps your plants watered.
remember girls, there are still some fine bachelors waiting on your bids. bid now or you'll miss out! actually you won't...we'll just had to split them up between us. so we're BEGGING you to put out a bid
posted by viking_mistresses at 7:44 PM
8 Comments:
LIARS!!!!!! you guys are far from the truth on these descriptions!
You said it Phil.
i did i did!
i feel like some cheap half eaten burnt piece of toast with a picture of rove being sold on ebay! or maybe more like a nutri grain looking like ET...bahhh i feel so violated..just a commodity to you gals...
*sniff sniff*
*pat pat*
that's ok phil
*hands him some grog*
cheers ol fella!
you weren't supposed to accept it phil.. *rolls eyes* you were supposed to suggest you can give anyone a good time without the alcohol :)
free alcohol! who can resist....?
wow...i'm feeling the love right here.
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