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BACHELORETTE #2: Miss Viva La Salsa
bachelorette #2 is as unique as asians in springvale or doncaster. this bachelorette has recently abandoned ship, and crossed over to the dark side, but is a champion of all things great and small, furry and slippery and if ever her departing message would be "thank you for the fish". bachelorette #2 doesn't let the limits of life dampen her quest for adventures and spirituality and her go-get-them attitude even includes her talent for "hoovering" down ferrero rocher chocolates. if you're lucky guys, she'll eat them layer by layer.
her heart of coal, frozen in ice and time, occasionally melts with the odd spray of windex. bachelorette #2 mightly enjoys romantic walks down the steep slopes of fox glacier whilst watching the rain hail down on the seductive view of dirty ice. afterwards bachelorette #2 enjoys the therapeutic effects of a hot shower and prancing in green, green panties.
much more could be said about bachelorette #2 but i've much overextended the 25 words or less limit as it is already. short and sweet version, guys, she will make a man out of you cos she's a woman, as in W-O-M-A-N. hear her roar. cos she's frankly too big to ignore.
bachelorette #2 is as unique as asians in springvale or doncaster. this bachelorette has recently abandoned ship, and crossed over to the dark side, but is a champion of all things great and small, furry and slippery and if ever her departing message would be "thank you for the fish". bachelorette #2 doesn't let the limits of life dampen her quest for adventures and spirituality and her go-get-them attitude even includes her talent for "hoovering" down ferrero rocher chocolates. if you're lucky guys, she'll eat them layer by layer.
her heart of coal, frozen in ice and time, occasionally melts with the odd spray of windex. bachelorette #2 mightly enjoys romantic walks down the steep slopes of fox glacier whilst watching the rain hail down on the seductive view of dirty ice. afterwards bachelorette #2 enjoys the therapeutic effects of a hot shower and prancing in green, green panties.
much more could be said about bachelorette #2 but i've much overextended the 25 words or less limit as it is already. short and sweet version, guys, she will make a man out of you cos she's a woman, as in W-O-M-A-N. hear her roar. cos she's frankly too big to ignore.
posted by viking_mistresses at 9:12 PM
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For this auction I bid:
1 romantic rollerblade down at St Kilda (I only have one set so we'd have to wear 1 boot each).
1 romantic dinner of doner kebabs in Foot-a-scray.
1 doof doof trip down to Williamstown.
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