flirt lesson #4 - the art of ferrero roche
boys and girls there is only one way to eat a ferrero roche...munching that delicate ball of chocolate in half and then proceeding to crunch the living daylights out of it is just poor form...
one needs to be delicate, gentle.
one must savour each layer before moving onto the next.
one must appreciate the subtle art of the sensation of melting chocolate.
one must practice the art of patience....good things come to those who wait.
one should not be too rough.
one needs to know the limitations of the chocolate.
one should be creative with one's way with the chocolate....imagination is the only limitation.
one needs to enjoy the chocolate.
ladies and gentlemen...let the games begin.
professor helga jeanz of DADA (Defense Against Dodgy Arseholes)
one needs to be delicate, gentle.
one must savour each layer before moving onto the next.
one must appreciate the subtle art of the sensation of melting chocolate.
one must practice the art of patience....good things come to those who wait.
one should not be too rough.
one needs to know the limitations of the chocolate.
one should be creative with one's way with the chocolate....imagination is the only limitation.
one needs to enjoy the chocolate.
ladies and gentlemen...let the games begin.
professor helga jeanz of DADA (Defense Against Dodgy Arseholes)
posted by viking_mistresses at 8:48 PM
5 Comments:
thou shalt not hoover it down!
Hi. Have you had a bad experience of being heartbroken coz of some 'arsehole' guy? You seem almost paranoid / at least extremely defensive against 'arseholes' -chopin-
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA. mate you have no idea what you are talking about!
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okay is it just me or has someone COMPLETELY missed the joke there???
and olga when you have the time can you explain to me how is it that all of a sudden I'M the one that is paranoid/defensive against guys???
oh and do you reckon they know that there's actually two of us?? rather than you just gone psycho and having a split personality??
these guys are weird....
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