ripping lesson #4: dangle newly ripped out heart in front of his face

ah yes, dr olga has had a bit of a break to mull over her latest lesson. i have been busy gathering a loyal following of this blog...hello to my lovely uni girls! at least i have visual proof that our "literary genius" is indeed funny. anyway, now for lesson #4. hopefully you have all been successful in ripping some guy's heart out...therefore it is now time to rub it in. pour some salt into the wound. burst his bubble a little bit more. deflate his already low-as-scum ego. and if anyone is having severe lapses of conscience...let me tell you this...THE BASTARD DESERVED IT! so moving on dear students...

• keep repeating lessons #1 through #3...but just mix up the order you do them in
• call him up and pretend to want him back. decide to meet somewhere. then resoundingly and satisfyingly stand him up.
• what with all the emotional bashing, he won't be a happy chappie. make the bugger cry. depending on how much you think of the guy...this can be done anyway you wish. kick him in the balls. burn his pink shirt. be so extremely nice and sweet to him.
• and when he starts to cry, give him a bit of a hug or a pat on the back. then have your new guy (or any willing guy friend) come pick you up...and sweep you off your feet. parting words? "this is how it's supposed to be done"
• if he was not a cheap bastard, and he actually gave you something...pack it all nicely into a box and give it back. or if you wish, burn it in front of him
• go and do something you know he would absolutely loathe. cut your hair short. wear tracksuit pants. listen to anything he hates.
• and finally...to end this saga...walk away and never turn back. SOME GUYS JUST AREN'T WORTH IT!

and so we come to sort of an ending. i know there were only 4 lessons...so i might add a few bonus ones here and there. if it was a bit of a disappointment...so sorry! i seem to have lost my little mean streak (HAHA, yeah...right).

if i can think of anything else, i will add it in as...i dunno...a case study or something! so you can all have a few examples to refer to.

cheers, dr olga bean