flirt lesson #3 : everyday is a valentine's day...

much like everyday is a saturday, everyday is indeed a valentine's day and boys this one's for you -

every man's love checklist -

• dinner for the lady - if feeling abit adventurous or lack of money then a home cooked meal really touches the heart; if feeling just damned lazy then out for a fine dining experience will allow the lady to hit you in one of the places that hurts most...the hip pocket..we know you're cheap guys
• chocolates for the lady - 99.9% of all chickadees love chocolate of all shapes, sizes, colors, and flavours...guys you can never go wrong except if you hook that 0.1% and you give too much that your lady friend begins to think you're fattening them
• flowers for the lady - yet again 99.9% of all chickadess APPRECIATES the idea of flowers...except for those 0.1% of us chickadees who either prefer weird arse birds of paradise/poisonious tropical plants or those of us who just don't really like it cos in the end they die
• lap dog for the lady - and i don't mean the woof woof kind too...yes boys there are those of us chicks out there who enjoy and revel in the reality that we wear the pants in the relationship and so for those chicks out there, boys just do every thing that she asks when she asks no questions asked
• diamonds for the lady - what can i say?? we all love things bright, shiny and damn expensive
• hallmark cards for the lady - roses are red, violets are blue, we like mushy crap like this, oh yes we do

and so before i make myself sick i shall end today's lesson
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY PEOPLE! and don't think that i know its the 7th of March but my valentine's was spent jumping 109m into the unknown called a canyon...let me have my fun.

professor helga jeanz....treasurer of viking bloodsports (hi contiki girls and boys!!)