flirt lesson #1: twirl that hair, flutter those eyes!
firstly just a reply to anne's post...
"hi anne, now i thought you were supposed to teach our readers (g'day to a new one - garry!) how to rip guy's hearts out??? i was just reading your post and it sounds more like one to make them fall madly in love with us (not us per se, us as in you know what i mean)?? by all accounts you've just written my first post on how to hook a guy. i'm confused...."
secondly i shall expand on some of those points brought up by anne in further posts so that we may all refine our techniques.
thirdly yes i am the practicing floozy
now on to our first lesson!
when having met that new someone, or even perhaps even an old friend, one may think that there is a potential for something more to happen but one can get stuck at relaying the message that one is interested. now in recognizing that we have readers who are not only female i shall breakdown this lesson into the appropriate areas..
chicks -
to begin with, it is sad to say girls but one must act like a ditz and have the conversation revolve soley around the MAN...this is so, so that one can actually keep him in one spot at one time. do not despair girls should it advance there is time to find out if there is depth to the MAN.
once conversational abilities of the MAN has been established, one needs to display signals of interest. firstly hit the MAN with some hair twirling...this invites the man to look at your face rather than your ample bosom. once eye contact has been established one needs to next hit the MAN with some eye fluttering...this invites the man continue to hold eye contact rather than return gaze back to one's ample bosom.
BEWARE - one must however be very careful when one has reached eye fluttering stage. too much of eye fluttering could cause you permenant eye damage....it also has the potential for guy to develop the "you're nuts" idea and so one would have successfully scared the MAN away.
guys -
conversations directed at chicks faces will get you far rather than just the art of staring at our chests. you may also try the hair twirling (granted you have enough hair) and eye fluttering techniques...it works both ways!
DISCLAIMER No. #2 - sorry to say but i alas am not a guy. i do not profess to know the inner workings of a guys mind. so if i do post any so called "worldly advice" from a guys perspective then i am making crap up. please also note i am also making crap up with the chicks advice. NOTE THE SARCASM IN BOTH ANNE'S AND I'S BLOG. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
P.S sorry about the long post...this is turning into epidemic proportions, so one feels that much help is needed!
"hi anne, now i thought you were supposed to teach our readers (g'day to a new one - garry!) how to rip guy's hearts out??? i was just reading your post and it sounds more like one to make them fall madly in love with us (not us per se, us as in you know what i mean)?? by all accounts you've just written my first post on how to hook a guy. i'm confused...."
secondly i shall expand on some of those points brought up by anne in further posts so that we may all refine our techniques.
thirdly yes i am the practicing floozy
now on to our first lesson!
when having met that new someone, or even perhaps even an old friend, one may think that there is a potential for something more to happen but one can get stuck at relaying the message that one is interested. now in recognizing that we have readers who are not only female i shall breakdown this lesson into the appropriate areas..
chicks -
to begin with, it is sad to say girls but one must act like a ditz and have the conversation revolve soley around the MAN...this is so, so that one can actually keep him in one spot at one time. do not despair girls should it advance there is time to find out if there is depth to the MAN.
once conversational abilities of the MAN has been established, one needs to display signals of interest. firstly hit the MAN with some hair twirling...this invites the man to look at your face rather than your ample bosom. once eye contact has been established one needs to next hit the MAN with some eye fluttering...this invites the man continue to hold eye contact rather than return gaze back to one's ample bosom.
BEWARE - one must however be very careful when one has reached eye fluttering stage. too much of eye fluttering could cause you permenant eye damage....it also has the potential for guy to develop the "you're nuts" idea and so one would have successfully scared the MAN away.
guys -
conversations directed at chicks faces will get you far rather than just the art of staring at our chests. you may also try the hair twirling (granted you have enough hair) and eye fluttering techniques...it works both ways!
DISCLAIMER No. #2 - sorry to say but i alas am not a guy. i do not profess to know the inner workings of a guys mind. so if i do post any so called "worldly advice" from a guys perspective then i am making crap up. please also note i am also making crap up with the chicks advice. NOTE THE SARCASM IN BOTH ANNE'S AND I'S BLOG. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
P.S sorry about the long post...this is turning into epidemic proportions, so one feels that much help is needed!
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