anne groped my ass...in NZ

and a top of the morn' to all of you guys too!! and so sadly all good things must come to an end and here we are, anne and i, back in town to head back into the doldrums of reality....

i don't think i can say this enough but i really did have a great time on this trip whilst learning some home truths about myself and more worldy knowledge about life and guys so in as short a point form as possible...

• not sure on anne's opinion but i think we survived each other better than i would've expected
• this whole being trolls business guarding the black gates is one heck of a good idea (particularly when one goes from 0 drinks in her to 7...)
• new zealand is beautiful with lots and i mean lots of mountains and windy roads
• back of the bus ISN'T the best place to sit when having a queasy tummy
• back of the bus IS the best place to sit when going over shaggers bridge
• dr. phil conversations about marital problems in bed are highly amusing
• being called anne despite sitting next to the person for the last 3 hrs is also highly amusing
• having anne fully and no holds barred reject a guy with the catchphrase "THAT'S DISGUSTING" right in his face is also highly amusing
• having anne sneak into our room hearing me talking to someone and having her thinking i've picked up a nice kiwi guy is also highly amusing
• jumping off bridges and screaming on the way down is rather fun
• seeing pics of anne's face as she's sky diving is a crack up
• sitting in front of a fireplace having a nice conversation that flows comfortably is a nice change
• making new friends from all over the world is just cool
• finding out that canberrians and sydneysiders outnumber you as a melbournian is fun
• having to listen to anne snore and talk to herself in the middle of the night is frightening
• waking up and hearing anne make forrest gump noises in the middle of the night about a particular (man-whore) guy will just freak you out
• seeing anne's reaction when she found out that we assigned her a particularly enthusiastic guy to sleep with from the tour to save her life is hilarious
• not being able to feel your face from the cold is a rather quaint way to wake up
• late nights + early mornings + party pills for some = wanting more sleep
• kiwi guys in christchurch are rather sleazy and will try almost anything to pick up chicks
• hearing all the rumors/stories about ppl on the tour is a good way to pass the time on a bus

and that's all i can think of from the top of my head at the moment...

but to this anne groping my ass story, so we're at this club (Holy Grail) in christchurch celebrating the last night that we're all gonna be together as a group before the end of our tour and as anne and i are walking from the tables to the dance floor some guy gropes her ass, so what does she proceed to do?? instead of just verbally telling me of the incident, she goes on to grope my ass to make sure that i knew what she was talking about....nice one.

more stories i guess from the tour as they come to mind.....and yes anne you can tell ppl about mr canadian and me, i don't really mind so long as we stick to the truth!!

Helga singing out *fush and chups*
P.S sorry about the exceptionally long post....i'm just excited.