one is a pom, two are pom poms

ever saw something that just makes you go "PLEASE TELL ME NO?!?!"
i just did
i saw myself as a cheerleader
i saw what i would look like cheering
i saw what i would look like cheering with school spirit
i saw what i would look like jumping in a coordinated, matching mini-skirt uniform
i saw myself with pom poms

this is many a guy's fantasy. wish hard. i know someone's birthday is coming up around the corner.