Sunday, July 09, 2006

chicken is evil

a thought occurred to me whilst i read back on my previous post and watching discovery health. science really does come up with an explanation for everything. it's up to you to believe the validity of the theories, the hypothesis, the reasonings behind what it is trying to explain in non layman's terms.

so what has science dipped it's hands into this time? the science of LURVE. that's right babies. LURVE. the gooey, mushy, feeling that even exists in hard core vikers with (organs resembling) hearts of coal.

let's say there is a freaky crowd where all the guys are gorgeous, hot, available and lusting after you. what is that one left of centre feature that would separate the ones without a chance from the guy who's captured your heart? mine is the way a guy smells. the wrong cologne and a guy can go from hero to zero in...well zero.

that's as best as i can describe it. it's not like i'm gonna list down some colognes out there specifically and go wear this and you've got me body and soul. the guy just has to get it right. and when he does, bada bing! bada boom! and when he gets it wrong. oh bada bad...very, very bad. don't ask me why. there's just something so incredibly sexy when a guy smells so nice. i just have to learn to be more subtle with my sniffing skills!

so what's your left of centre turn on in the opposite sex?

go spicy men! yum...

3 Comments:

Blogger viking_mistresses said...

wow. where to begin. the wrong clothes and it's bye bye baby. [hey, i work in retail]

Sun Jul 09, 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A compatible personality and sense of humour. If we don't get each other, there's just no point, even if he has all those un/necessary physical qualities.

Sun Jul 09, 10:59:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

i thought it was supposed to be a left of centre turn on?

i.e. the person's sense of good shoes...(who really looks at a person's shoes or their feet that closely??), the person's sense of hairstyles or hair products or hair tools?

Mon Jul 10, 12:34:00 PM  

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