chop chop!

when getting a hair cut, one must remember that...

• a vague description of "short" is not understandable to hairdresser
• when one asks for a "shortish fringe", one usually ends up with not only a short fringe, but a short jagged one
• one must invest in some serious hair gel stuff to spike one's hair out to crazy banshee woman state
• once one crosses to the dark "short hair" side, one usually never goes back
• short hair equals funky bed hair/crazy banshee woman hair in morning (usually on the crazy side)
• one must try to refrain from crying in front of hairdresser at final short SHORT hairstyle

olga's weekly lesson: getting something different done to your hair is not always a good thing