Monday, June 05, 2006

HUNTING SEASON!

omg has everyone forgotten that hunting season is currently open and in full swing at the moment?!?!?!?!?!?!

man it's ironic. this is my first time in actually being in the environment of being hunted but i am unable to participate for a variety of reasons. with it being that the most important of all that i am an endangered species now and cannot be hunted.

ok is it just really my personal opinion but as you get older there is less and less fishes out there to fish for in a uni setting? i mean..

  1. i am at the upper range of age of being at uni so the vast majority of those available are much younger than me and therefore there is the whole pedophilia/cradle snatcher issue
  2. melb uni may have supposedly the smartest of the smarts, but i think we're lacking in the hottest of the hot guys.
  3. all those first/second years are so clique-y. i mean what happens if they don't like me? plus read point no# 1 again.
so if you've gone through uni, and hunting season has come and gone for you, where do we girls go shopping next? where is the untapped talent?

sidenote - ZELDA darlin you know what this means? considering we've been spending a ridiculous amount of time at uni during hunting season and what with you no longer being an endangered species and can be hunted.....*wink wink* sooooo this explains all those guys eyeing our table off all these days....someone's got their eye on you!!!! yahoooooooooo!

p.s. anonymous 5 or 6 yes i am hot - who the hell are you?
p.p.s. PEKING DUCK. it's a date.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps "hot" would be an exaggeration now that i think about it.

Mon Jun 05, 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what does that even mean

Tue Jun 06, 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

ok...who are you anon no 6?

and when i said i was at the upper age range in the uni age scale i didn't mean some kinda 60 year old lecturer who's still there. if i was i would've included a 4th point saying something like "it's illegal".

Tue Jun 06, 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

oh and yeah i also think you're H-O-T.

Tue Jun 06, 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do not know who I am.

Tue Jun 06, 02:27:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

i should be afraid shouldn't i?!

Tue Jun 06, 03:42:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

i may not know what you look like physically anon no. 6. but i can feel that our hearts beat as one much like the sands through an hourglass.

Tue Jun 06, 06:55:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

viking_mistresses said...

"i should be afraid shouldn't i?!"

ok...there's so many of us floating around...which viker is this? zelda? and why should you be afraid?!?!

Tue Jun 06, 06:56:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

oh wait...i think i just got it...it was in reference to the actual hunting season yeah? and yes i do know it was you mummy dearest zelda lor!

Tue Jun 06, 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, you should also be afraid of no. 6

Thu Jun 08, 05:45:00 PM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

why should we be afraid of no 6?

Fri Jun 09, 12:03:00 PM  

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