cute-cute-cute-sack!!
i've got a flash of brillance! a flash of inspiration! a flash of thunder!
in our day and age, what with constant lack of time and increasing laziness associated with our lives, it has come to my attention just how hard it is to find yourself a good partner. solution?
ebay. well maybe not to that extreme. but similar.
now with better cutting edge technology, we're getting more comfortable with shopping online for our goods. translate that to the world wide web of dating and presto! instead of buying that pair of pants, you just happen to get a guy in them as well. let's call it the 2 for 1 deal. and it's all done in the comfort of your own home. as one smart cookie said once, the internet is her darlin. who else let's her pay her bills naked? not a question i wanted an answer to personally.
and someone too worked out the maths. at any given time there's approximately 20 million single guys out there of legal age. take away half for those who bat on the same side as their own genders, you're left with 10 million. take away another 5 for those behind bars and bad acne, you're left with 5 million. that's still a healthy number!
list your attributes, name your starting price and bid, bid, bid!
p.s. i love john cusack (cute-cute-cute-sack!!). the perfect man, of intellect, wit, and sense of humor. what more could a girl ask for?
in our day and age, what with constant lack of time and increasing laziness associated with our lives, it has come to my attention just how hard it is to find yourself a good partner. solution?
ebay. well maybe not to that extreme. but similar.
now with better cutting edge technology, we're getting more comfortable with shopping online for our goods. translate that to the world wide web of dating and presto! instead of buying that pair of pants, you just happen to get a guy in them as well. let's call it the 2 for 1 deal. and it's all done in the comfort of your own home. as one smart cookie said once, the internet is her darlin. who else let's her pay her bills naked? not a question i wanted an answer to personally.
and someone too worked out the maths. at any given time there's approximately 20 million single guys out there of legal age. take away half for those who bat on the same side as their own genders, you're left with 10 million. take away another 5 for those behind bars and bad acne, you're left with 5 million. that's still a healthy number!
list your attributes, name your starting price and bid, bid, bid!
p.s. i love john cusack (cute-cute-cute-sack!!). the perfect man, of intellect, wit, and sense of humor. what more could a girl ask for?
posted by viking_mistresses at 1:41 PM
9 Comments:
so will you be a 'buy it now' or bid-able?
bid-able. top price man!
oh and it probably helps to list my attributes...
let's see...
"hi there, i'm a young and energetic soon to be 23 year old, who's voluptous, adventurous, and cuddly. start your bids gentlemen."
yeah and taken.
does that add or detract from the bidding? :)
whatever tickles your fancy i guess. though there may be no truth behind the "taken" part and someone is just being a smart ass trying to decrease the real value of moi.
or maybe you're just fishing for an upgraded model...
i'm happy with what i've got. i was willing to hope off the elevator at level one.
well it could go either way - some people might bid more because they would really like to win, or just not bid at all
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