Sunday, March 12, 2006

i'm backkkk

here is my contribution to this blog... the splash of orange that gets to bug the green and red. if only blue would make her appearance once in a while this job wouldn't rest on my shoulders.
i've always LOVED travelling... and coming back from europe... i love it more. i have to go back. things that i didn't get to do and see and experience.
the trip uncovered a few revelations for me and the girls:
- japanese men have very nicely groomed eyebrows... that freaked us out... leading us to stare continuously at every guy walking by... now the heads of population of men in tokyo might have grown a bit after all the checking out we were doing... but it led onto more things
- they have pimps. enough said. its funny and scarey. mostly funny.
- they wear eye liner and mascara... and sometimes gloss. freaky but true. they apply it better than me... and in some cases kat. who is our makeup expert. these feminine men are funny funny creatures.
- spanish men aren't as hot as u think. it was very disappointing. i don't think i saw any. hence we didn't party cause the thought of being picked up by ugly people was... not nice. and clubbing to daddy yankee is just too comical... coming home - this spanish dude has hit our charts... what a small world!
- the french are weird with relationships. the rules are different. i dunno how they work but i'm very fascinated. it could be like a whole new psych. project for me. besides i love listening to them talk.... its sooo sexy... and nice.... even if they're telling u off... i think it could be nice.
- the hippos have come back with us also... i LOVE the hippos... yum! the dark ones are nicer.
enough about the trip. here is something: when people offer to set u up... is that a SIGN?! that ur life looks pathetic? but what if u were having a great time in singletown - until this yucky thought came into ur head... thanks jeans. yes it's her fault... she was number two or three that asked me that question! the first two times it was okish... cause well... it just was. but three... now u think u need new perceptive on how ur life is going. i thought i was great... on top of it... maybe rule it and spread all my joy everywhere... but now - unsure... i think i could still rule and spread joy... but at the moment how great is it? i'm not getting any younger and i have to compete with pucky chickens...
although i still think my life is good... it's ass moving time.
so my ass is going to get cracking...
yes i realise how bad that sounds.

1 Comments:

Blogger viking_mistresses said...

the offer is still on the cards....

Sun Mar 12, 09:19:00 PM  

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