QUESTION
WHAT DOES ONE DO WHEN ONE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER CALLS YOU UGLY? AND A COW?
ABSTINENCE FROM YOU KNOW WHAT. POSSIBLY THE BEST FORM OF PUNISHMENT.
ABSTINENCE FROM YOU KNOW WHAT. POSSIBLY THE BEST FORM OF PUNISHMENT.
posted by viking_mistresses at 4:04 PM
13 Comments:
Does the punishment fit the crime? I'm not even going going to refer to the post let alone the issue of broadcasting to a potentially global audience, instead i'm going to ask a question of my own.
What do you do when a significant other calls you for starters ugly and a cow? What do you then do when this is compounded by being called gay, repeatedly suggesting you are a cheap 40c(Aus) prostitute, furhermore suggesting that 30c of this being a tip, accusing you of having a serious psychological disorder, unfavourably comparing you to a girl disliked by the accuser, deliberately overspecifying a response to belittle your intelligence, and suggesting that your breast size is in innadequate?
Keep in mind while formulating your response that all of these were done in public with an audience of at least one other person, and often in crowded places.
Keeping with the theme of punishment, I suggest that I will simply not give her the present I was going to.
In closing I will just say watch out or Jake is next!
hahahaha.... jeans ur in for it.
let the battle begin!
looking forward to the next installment.. lunch tomorrow.
oh goodie.
Does the punishment fit the crime? Well the obvious answer to such a question is simple. It merely depends on the crime itself.
Let's play hypotheticals here for a minute and do please know i am asking you to stretch yourselves to the extreme. LET'S IMAGINE ME, GOOD OLD HELGA HERE, AS A TYPICAL, NORMAL, STEROTYPICAL GIRL. now as such a girl, what normal response would be rationally expected when the response to the question "do you think i'm ugly?" is a resounding "yes."?? there would be in no doubt some form of crying, possibly kicking and definately pouting occuring. BUT alas! i am not such a normal, sterotypical girl. but instead i merely wanted to elicit the knowledge, intelligence and advice from dear friends - you. what should i've done in such a circumstance? how should i've handled being called ugly?
now as i know that we are such busy oompa loompahs, i was not expecting immediate replies to help me out of my pickle at that instance. instead i let my emotions get the better of me (so maybe i do have some shred of normal, sterotypical girl in me) and retaliated in the most common fashion i know. words hurt i know. but i was hurt first (start crying for me now).
two wrongs may not make a right, but one must learn to defend themselves. not in the least from orange highlighters.
Busy oompa loompas or not, correct me if i'm wrong but did you not have one less than two metres away free to offer instantaneous advice and consolation if needed?
Surely it would have been much easier to simply speak rather than type and post?
As for highlighters, I would hev thought that orange would be an appropriate colour for a busy oompa loompa. Oh well, live and learn.
There is also something to be said for obvious dripping sarcasm.
if my memory serves me correct, i did solicit advice from the nearest and dearest that happened to be less than 2 metres away from me.
and if my memory serves me very correctly, that nearest and dearest advice was for me to take you on/down.
and if my memory serves me incredibly correctly, this nearest and dearest may have also been abit under the influence of "aquamarine".
1. stereotypical girls post their offences on blogs for the world to see.
2. he is your significant other and all he can come up with is "you're an ugly cow"? wow. there's some real talent there.
3. my advice. confine your lover's tiff to outside this blog. i don't have any pity for either of you.
4. ugly attracts ugly.
But what if you were really ugly and cow-like? Hypothetically speaking of course, but I thought it was an interesting question to ask.
Should the speaker then be punished for offending the listener even though he/she was saying what was, at the time, the "truth"?
do cows have big udders?
1. sterotypical anyone who happens to own a blog, posts any offences that they may have incurred their blog for the world to see. that's the point of a blog.
2. i did proclaim that i have some shred of sterotypical girl in me. everyone does
3. i'm glad the best my significant other can only come up with "ugly cow". he's a gentlemen and i'm appreciative of that fact
4. we never asked nor wanted your pity.
5. this was not a lover's tiff and with the power of the username and password to this blog, i choose to not confine this to outside this blog. it's called free speech.
"but instead i merely wanted to elicit the knowledge, intelligence and advice from dear friends - you. what should i've done in such a circumstance? how should i've handled being called ugly?"
looks like you won't be needing my advice or opinion any longer then.
YES!!!
doctor olga has now closed her services. for an indefinite period of time.
that's fine.
it's time to move on. new chapter.
Ok, I'm confuddled. Did you ask him "Do I look ugly?" and he replied with a "Yes!"
or ...
Did he just say to you, out of the blue, that he thinks that "you're ugly"?
If it was the former, you were asking for it, both in the abstract and literal meaning. If it was the latter, then there's something weirdass going in the synapses of the big grey and white mass floating between his ears.
But if all else fails, I can help you organise either an impromptu lobotomy or a highly sophisticated and organised bashing to the rear end ... his, of course.
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