happiness in chocolate

i'm having a big, nice romantic affair with chocolate. yes it's been done before... chocolate replacing guys... now i'd like to make it very very clear that i'm not one of those girls that "eats her feelings" no i'm not. i eat a lot. but that's cause i like food not depressed. chocolate is just so much better than guys... they're sweeter. they're yummy. they're white. and the happy hippos are really cute! how could u not love that adorable face with the sugared-up smile.
i'm in love. and so jeans - STOP trying to set me up. i'm taken. hippo will be very offended and never give up another one of his kind to satisfy ur hunger.
oh and our song is "candyman..."