WE LOVE MEN, YES WE DO!

yes dear readers, this is the year of the pro-man outlook. we here at viking central have decided to change our tune and declare our all out love for men. i mean, really, they do have a few shining qualities here and there amongst the asshole behaviour. oops. i meant they really ARE such charming gentlemen. so here is a list of the qualities we love about our dear male friends and...er...gentlemen callers.

"how do i love thee? let me count the ways..."

• the way you guys drive us around without argument
• the stupid jokes you guys crack...which are really so stupid that they have to be laughed at
• the things you say that strike us to the very core of our being and leave us changed forever
• the unnecessary text messages we get at horrific hours of the morning
• that when you put your arms around us, you fill us with a sense of security
• the all prevailing egotistical manhood that you constantly show us
• those rare moments where you can surprise us with a simple heartfelt gesture
• the many blank looks you get on your faces when we try explaining our girl theories to you
• the way you waltz us around the room with your two left feet
• that look in your eyes that makes us forget the rest of the world and makes our hearts skip a beat

[sigh]

more man lovin' to come...