Saturday, March 04, 2006

ms london fog

my dear sherlocks! i think i've cracked it!

we here at viking central are in a loved up mood with all things men because we here it. it won't stop. it just keeps ticking away...

no really i mean, this is the so called time that new chapters present themselves in our lives. you know...one door closing, two opening. close a window and a door opens. here we are at the forefront, the cliff edge of our new lives.

for the past odd years we've slaved away at the books, striving for that elusive million dollar job that will set us up for a life of sweet luxuries. but we've heard the saying all too frequently in our lives. money can't buy you happiness.

for all the psychologists and evolutionaries out there, they will tell us that we humans are social beings. and as social beings, we can't exactly be social without that second person there to be social too. so makes sense to me. now friends will always be there, but as they have they have their own lives and agendas and are not attached to your hip, they will end up pursuing their own dreams and goals.

so how does the friends setting differ from our pursuit of a partner? a significant other? a gentlemen caller to satisfy our social needs? well friends whilst in pursuit of their own aspirations will in no doubt makes decisions that solely benefit them. they will go interstate, overseas, intergalactic to get that great job and thereby leave you behind. BUT with a life partner they will be there, supporting you, making compromises, sacrifices and what not so that you are happy, they are happy and everyone is happy.

so as we embark on this new adventure of our lives, we ultimately want to share it with someone. all work and money makes helga busy and rich, but helga would still like that elusive gentlemen caller there to greet her with open arms at the end of a hard days work with a nice meal on the table and the house spick and span.

oh there's also the law of procreation and biology but i'll leave that to dr. olga and her expertise to further delve into that.

so there you have it. we love men. this will be a fun filled month of men. sign up if you wanna join in on the celebrations. we're gonna be rockin.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Olga ... Helga ... you're freaking me out. All this talk about this being a new "men loving" epoche is giving me the serious heebeejeebies. Mleh, born and bred cynics like me aren't so easily persuaded ...

Sat Mar 04, 08:56:00 PM  

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