hookers vs. girlfriends
on the flipside, maybe such a topic is down my alley to be intelligently witty about.
with the same friend as in the post below, we also rationed and calculated whether it is cheaper to maintain a girlfriend or have a "monthly meeting" with a hooker.
now here are the following conditions that we placed on it -
hooker: $600
girlfriend: $720
ali asking me what how much i would sell my body for: priceless
moral of the story guys? find a sugar mamma, and work your way into her inheritanence.
with the same friend as in the post below, we also rationed and calculated whether it is cheaper to maintain a girlfriend or have a "monthly meeting" with a hooker.
now here are the following conditions that we placed on it -
- hooker is in the middle classy price range - $500-$600
- we're talking HIGH MAINTENANCE girlfriend
- dinner outings 4 times a week
- dinner outings at mid to high class places (sorry guys excludes macca's)
- guy picks/drops off girlfriend at every dinner outing
- average driving distance between girlfriend and guy's places : 30km
- average times having to refill gas tank a week: 2
- average dosh spent on petrol a week: $60
- timeframe for calculating how much girlfriend costs: 1 month
hooker: $600
girlfriend: $720
ali asking me what how much i would sell my body for: priceless
moral of the story guys? find a sugar mamma, and work your way into her inheritanence.
posted by viking_mistresses at 8:32 AM
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All that effort trying to keep me out of the picture, then you go and mention it down the bottom. lol.
haha, you are a funny girl! btw, it's Kerry from Ez's 21st! you rock girly!
hehehe! thanks kerry! how have you been???? reminds me to get those pics of us off ali...unless he's hiding them away for some weird secret of his...
this is on a monthly basis right, so you've just gotta somehow make the gf more value-for-money per month, and diversify her services.
e.g. a hooker won't do your laundry, or cook, or play xbox with you
oh did i say services? i meant her "love"
hehe.
a girlfriend wouldn't necesarily do your laundry, cook, or play xbox with you either...
yeh well you'll have to get her to, if you want to make your $720 go somewhere hey?
okay for clarity sakes...a HIGH MAINTENANCE girlfriend would definately not do your laundry, cook or play xbox with you.
a HIGH MAINTENANCE girlfriend will be asking you when is her next shopping spree on your behalf.
a HIGH MAINTENANCE girlfriend would only reply back that there should be no limit out of your range, no expense too expensive for you to buy her when it comes to her love.
and we're not talking about love in the 'action stakes' kinda way. we're talking cheap love from the heart...
so is this blog critical of high maintenance gf's, or the bf's that go and find these high maintenance gf's?
and also please explain this sugar mamma paradigm and how do i find such a thing.
well mr jashman, this particularly post (and i suspect the blog itself) is not critical of gf's no matter their level of maintenance. nor is it either critical of the guy's who go out with/seek out/desire high maintenance girls.
this post just happened to be reflective of a rather mind-opening discussion that was conducted and thought of to be only fair to publish our findings.
on to the sugar mamma. definition: basically the opposite of the described guy in this scenario - a lady with money to burn, a fantabulousus credit card, and undying love for you, her beloved toyboy. thus you have the luxury world at your feet.
how to find her?? now let me do some research. i mean i wouldn't want to recommend rose porteous or anything.
so how much do gigolo's cost then?
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