mummy! i want a PUPPY!

what female friends will do for each other...

• listen to each other drone on for months on end about the man (or boy) of the moment
• given their opinions on how lovely (or horrible) a garment of clothing looks on
• talk for hours on the phone about the same thing
• tolerate each other's snoring and sleep talking
• watch really bad movies with each other
• scheme and plot someone's (usually someone who deserves it) downfall
• watch sex and the city...again...and again...and cry at exactly the same parts
• consume enormous amounts of food together
• be each other's plus ones
• use every opportunity to use sarcasm in conversation...oh wait...only we do that