JUICE me up baby

okay here's a word of warning. i'm feeling inspired. by lotsa, lotsa, lotsa stuff that has happened in like the last 24 hours. here's a quick preview, which is actually more of a reminder list to meself.

1. how to NOT develop an emergency plan when you are busting to go to the toilet
2. how to gatecrash multiple events on the one night
3. how to lie through your teeth to get out of a planned gatecrash event
4. how to feel guilty
5. how to act like a total girl
6. how to come to the realisation that just maybe your friends really do have you pegged and know you way to well, even despite all your objections to it
7. how to dump a girl for a guy
8. how to read a melway
9. how to make a dear friend go through hell
10. how to make a dear friend squirm like she has never had before, even before she's eaten macca's
11. how to get superstitious, speed through camberwell/doncaster/monash freeway/endeavour hills
    

okay so people, expect even more confusing, possibly philisophical, possibly funny posts coming your way. now i'm heading back to my breakfast.