helga 101

HELLO ME.

1. I am vain
2. I love the activity of sleeping
3. I believe in romance
4. I am a realist
5. I would like to think I am an eternal optimist
6. I overestimate my abilities
7. I sometimes think people underestimate my abilities
8. I think I am a good listener
9. I think I am emotionally stunted
10. I love to over-indulge
11. I love food
12. I love meat
13. I have irrational fears
14. I am not as innocent as what people sometimes perceive me to be
15. I have an overwhelming depth of knowledge when it comes to *ahem*
16. I am funny (I think)
17. I have a heart that’s not made of coal
18. I am loyal
19. I am not a fool
20. I do not suffer fools lightly
21. I do not appreciate being taken advantage of
22. I believe in boundaries
23. I am unique
24. I hate being stereotyped
25. I believe in equality
26. I believe in fate and destiny
27. I believe in second chances
28. I can get cranky
29. I am lazy
30. I love my bedroom
31. I love my bed
32. I hate the colour pink
33. I don’t think guys wearing pink is a sign of masculinity
34. I love Olga
35. I love Amu
36. I love doggies
37. I don’t believe in love at first sight
38. I am a materialistic kinda gal
39. I can handle the truth
40. I gossip
41. I love the idea of setting up my friends
42. I hate the idea of being set up by my friends
43. I am loud
44. I am adventurous
45. I am a people person
46. I love to talk
47. I love people talking to me
48. I hate being ignored
49. I like “me” time
50. I CAN SING
51. I can cook
52. I can drive and park a car
53. I have no sense of direction
54. I can navigate with the melway in front of me
55. I have excellent hand-eye coordination
56. I have a friend who is a self confessed hornbag
57. I think my mind is permanently in the gutter
58. I want to own my own library collection of books
59. I love my boobs
60. I don’t drink coffee
61. I love cake
62. I was alive before a relationship, I was alive during the relationship and I will continue to be alive long after the end of the relationship
63. I am independent
64. I am a slow eater
65. I don’t believe in taking advantage of my boyfriend’s credit card or his limited fortune
66. I don’t think my bum is big
67. I actually have curly/wavy hair au naturel
68. I have no teeth
69. I am named after a brand of bread
70. I am also named after a midriff exposing lady with a no good of a husband always being in space
71. I am not a blue thing
72. I don’t really like prawn on prawn foods much
73. I believe in the power of money
74. I wish i was a spook
75. I am addicted to sugar
76. I love malt
77. I love the British accent (the classy one)
78. I secretly have a “thing” for the not so good guys in movies
79. I love inspirational sports movie that inspires me
80. I hate over the top displays of public affection
81. I’ve been running around dead bodies for the last two years
82. I am actually older than I look
83. I have not once gotten into Crown casino without being asked for ID
84. I like to play poker
85. I watch way too much television
86. I have way too much random facts in my head
87. I do not play a musical instrument
88. I am spoilt
89. I am a flirt
90. I have not ripped out a guy’s heart and showed it to him whilst it’s still beating……yet
91. I cry during sad emotional parts in movies/books
92. I like words beginning in in-
93. I am clueless
94. I can separate the top half from the bottom half of my body whilst salsa dancing
95. I am not an endurance kinda person
96. I am a slob
97. I go through lots of phases
98. I am a very good liar
99. I don’t like being told what to do
100. I like to think about me a lot
101. I love you all