little mister cheesy casanovas
okay explain to this to me guys cos god only knows how your neurons connect in your brains...
how does....
" HOUSEMATE WANTED, i'm a 21yr old female who is looking for a housemate to fill spare bedroom. 3 bedroom house, (insert random suburb), rent (insert random monetary figure). call (insert random house phone number) or mobile on (insert random mobile phone number)."
translate to...
"SINGLE FEMALE, COME GET ME BOYS. i'm a 21 yr old female who is looking for a date if you think i am that desperate to be advertising for one in a housemate wanted advertisment. 3 bedroom house so there is plenty of room to stretch. call me on (insert random house phone number) or mobile on (insert random mobile phone number)"
don't laugh cos it does happened, and to some poor girls it has happened.
oh what has men stooped to these days??
what happened to the good old days of men saying "marry me" to mean "i love you, you're rich and i need that money you're about to inherit to live a life of luxury beyond my means". bring back the top hats and carvats
p.s zelda...how about the gym or some other coordinated group fitness class (tae-bo??) on tues??
how does....
" HOUSEMATE WANTED, i'm a 21yr old female who is looking for a housemate to fill spare bedroom. 3 bedroom house, (insert random suburb), rent (insert random monetary figure). call (insert random house phone number) or mobile on (insert random mobile phone number)."
translate to...
"SINGLE FEMALE, COME GET ME BOYS. i'm a 21 yr old female who is looking for a date if you think i am that desperate to be advertising for one in a housemate wanted advertisment. 3 bedroom house so there is plenty of room to stretch. call me on (insert random house phone number) or mobile on (insert random mobile phone number)"
don't laugh cos it does happened, and to some poor girls it has happened.
oh what has men stooped to these days??
what happened to the good old days of men saying "marry me" to mean "i love you, you're rich and i need that money you're about to inherit to live a life of luxury beyond my means". bring back the top hats and carvats
p.s zelda...how about the gym or some other coordinated group fitness class (tae-bo??) on tues??
posted by viking_mistresses at 5:14 PM
2 Comments:
that's confusing.
Well... I saw this ad that ran something like this:
"ROOMATE WANTED: JAPANESE, KOREAN, CHINEESE university student preferred"
Translated to: I am an old balding man who wants to seduce asian chicks so they can get their visas to stay in Australia and be my maid forever and ever.
ps: I find it funny that they didn't put Vietnamese or any other "dodgy" asian races (you know what they are!) - probably know he'll get stabbed in his sleep or something!
pps: If any girl replies to it, they deserved to be raped for their stupidity.
ppps: Maybe i should put a sign up like that... ;)
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