Monday, August 22, 2005

the fellowship of dr lovegod

q: what does one do when one has a hideous back tan and wants to wear a hot dress?

a: simple answer for a simple question from a simple person. GO NAKED. the fishes will enjoy the show. oh yes and maybe the boys too. and the girls. remember do not discriminate. and stay away from the sharks. they get hungry too.

at least this way their focus will be now taken away from the hideous back tan.

if the above scenario occurs, please provide photographic proof.

3 Comments:

Blogger jashman said...

do you mean like that new holden astra ad on tv?

Tue Aug 23, 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger viking_mistresses said...

yes. minus the car. plus fishes.

Wed Aug 24, 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger jashman said...

that's sound advice from dr love god, you better take it :)

Wed Aug 24, 01:53:00 PM  

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