she's just not that into you
so here goes...boys, she's just not that into you if...
- she jumps the fence and railway tracks at a train station just to avoid you
- she says she has a boyfriend (9 times out of 10, she won't)
- she gets one of her friends to be her pretend lesbian girlfriend
- she allows you to pay for everything...and if you've been sucked in bad...you will.
- she buys you something pink.
apparantly, according to many male friends, the female creature is smart enough and evil enough to constantly send out mixed messages to these poor unsuspecting males. that's utter BS. for one, why would we spend that much time and effort doing something like that? please deal with us exactly how you like to be dealt with...upfront and straightforward. short of saying "i'm into you and i want you now", don't take anything else as truth.
this babble probably makes no sense whatsoever. i will have to mull over it more. i've just realised i've contradicted myself a million times over in this single post...so please forgive me. we females are complex creatures. it's not all about beer and sex for us.
posted by viking_mistresses at 10:52 AM
4 Comments:
Olga, it's 'beer, PIZZA and sex'. Sheessh!
Well, thanks for this. My girlfriend lets me pay for everything and she's been doing that for 2 and a half years. It could be because she's a poor muso with no money, or it could be because she's not that into me. What do you think?
she's just not that into you.
we take no blame for telling the truth which may or may not lead to dissolvement of current relationships. it's just all fun for us.
fair enough.
Cool. I'll dissolve immediately!
So for someone to be into you, they must pay for their own food? I'm beginning to think Olga is wiser that she looks hot.
Cheque please.
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