it's my birthday

and i'll cry if i want too.

we apparently need more fun-ness in our blog so any suggestions??
so far we've tried:

• wit (only to be told it confused you guys)
• sense of humor (only to be told we don't have any)
• life lessons (only to be told that one is a cold hearted B***H and the other is a floozy)
• male auction (only to be told there was no interest in males)
• ANTI-MEN raging vents (only to get weird looks)
• wisdom from our brilliant deep minds (only to be scoffed at)
• malicious content (only to be berated at)

seems so far the only thing that has caught ppl's attention spans longer than the normal 5 seconds to scan through our posts is the pornographic pictures (yes they are real btw and there's been many a compliments about them -thanks dottie!-).

have we hit the height of our ingenious capacity? is this the peak from us? where do we go now from those *pictures*?? i want our ZING back.