XxX
now THAT'S what i call an optimum pair.
posted by viking_mistresses at 9:25 PM
Saturday, June 18, 2005
About Me
- Name: viking_mistresses
- Location: Viking Town, Viking Land, Australia
Previous Posts
- bid bid bid!
- introducing...
- teaser #9 - pokies
- teaser #8 - yet another auction item
- teaser #7 - grey skies are gonna clear up
- teaser #6
- teaser #5
- teaser #4
- teaser #3
- teaser #2
43 Comments:
what have our blog turned into?????? i don't think we're G rated anymore....
optimum from the mistresses viewpoint, or did someone already comment that it was optimum?
OH MY GAWD.....
now is that "OH MY GAWD" a good "OH MY GAWD" or a bad "OH MY GAWD"
this is just so wrong.
Hmmm, I think that this way awesome body part may actually belong to one of the Vikings? Am I right?
I would say that this blog is the best it's every been!! Ever!!
P.S) Very attractive. Rowr!
This is the second time this week I've been scared shitless.
to reiterate again....
THIS IS JUST SO WRONG.
I FEEL SO VIOLATED.
My Innocence has been violated.
Really, I'm surprisingly okay with it all.
All you people need to toughen up!
it ain't your *assests* up there for the technologically advanced world wide webbed addicted ppl to see!
oh the depths this blog has succumb to, to just get a few comments and relieve some boredom.
violatedonometer reading..
[---------*]
Whoa! Are you okay? You sound a little shakey. I can understand feeling a little violated, but I think you should be a bit proud.
We are all united because we all know a good set when we see them, and that, my friend, are some excellent assets.
attractiveomoter reading
[-----*-]
Can I get you a cup of tea?
oh i am proud. don't get me wrong. just ask the mistresses of this blog.
but then doesn't this also show the shallowness of men?? that this of all things have provoked such outpouring of compliments and comments when in other times, chicks like the vikers have instead decided to show some wit and intelligence and yet got nothing??
and to think also that viker O wanted to airbrush them! pfft! none needed dude!
violatedonometer reading..
[------*---]
i think i've shocked phil into silence.
Actually you know what's the most interesting thing about this post? The fact that they even have such a large and clear picture of said 'assets'. I mean, just how close up was this photo taken??
it's called x10 optical zoom on a digital camera.
you can get that close without physically invading my private space.
so that combined with a dodgy friend gives you in a quoted term said by some..."soft porn" pics.
p.s. it's an olympus camera. they rock.
umz....*no comment*
I disagree about the shallowness comment. The comments and compliments have come out because these pictures are all a bit open and honest. They may not show faces but it's still presenting people very much as they are. The compliments come as much from the recognition and appreciation of that honesty than from the attractiveness of all the people in the pictures.
In terms of the complimenting of the wit of the vikers, I'm not sure if that many of us were around and actively commenting back in the old days. I know I wasn't. When someone is totally rockingly funny, it's much harder to come up with a humourous comment, when it's just a photo or an auction, it's way easier.
ahh..adam i apologise for the shallowness comment. guess we just don't have that much faith in men. just kidding, just kidding. we actually have less faith in some of our own sisterhood kind. (GIRLS WE ARE WATCHING SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS TO GET BACK TO BASICS)
it's just a bit strange that everytime i open this blog up, i get "them" staring back at me.
go on phil. i dare ya to make a bid.
p.s what made you (adam) think that this belonged to one of the vikers?
better yours at the top of the screen than mine.
Photos from Teaser # 7 and XxX --> were they taken on the same day? Same location?
Heh. What on earth is Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants? Is it a movie or something?
Being 'not a chick' would I learn something?
Since I don't actually know anyone on this website at all. I thought that these particular bodypart belonged to a Viker because of this earlier comment:
"now is that "OH MY GAWD" a good "OH MY GAWD" or a bad "OH MY GAWD"
this is just so wrong."
I figured this was a viker feeling nervous....
Now, I'm reckoning that Anonomous is a female friend of our mistresses and Phil is her boyfriend. Am I right?
Oh, but now there are two anonomouses (anonomousi?), I reckon the second one was a dude.
to anonymous #2 - who the heck are you?!?!?! i'm so freaked out now.
wooohoooo yeah. phil's just dead sexy. you should rub his belly.
you may not know the vikers personally adam but take it from one who knows them very well THEY ARE JUST SO DAMN HOT.
lova vikers.
i cannot open this blog up at work now. the 19 inch monitors just make the images that much bigger.
Do they scare you like they scare me?
[quote] "the 19 inch monitors just make the images that much bigger." [/quote]
hey at least that's more life like proportions!
yoohooo oh phil??? where are you hiding??????
wtf?? they're actually trying to bait me into making a comment!? i dunno whether this stuff is considered work safe or not anymore!?
LOL
yes, it's the lifelikeness that will highlight to passers by what web sites i happen to come across.
So, who won this bid? And all those other bids? Who is running this show?!?
the time hasn't run out on the auction yet mr adam thus there is no official winner of anyone at the moment.
in regards to this particular auction item, no one has actually made a bid on it. i gather they are still to distracted with just oogling them for the time being.
yours sincerley,
ms. viker j [helga]
that's because you haven't decided what's actually being auctioned off yet...
dear faithful readers/ooglers,
there seems to be some confusion as to what is particularly being auctioned off here so let's set it straight.
what you get is dependent on just how high the bids actually go. just remember everyone has their price.
but just as a precaution a warning is issued that the prize may change without notification, such is the ways of autions and the fact that the autioneers of this aution have not actually thought this far.
yours sincerley,
ms viker j [helga]
so what would a 5 to 10 dollar bix get me?
I bid $34.65
$35.15
why would u up ur own bid mate!?
*rolls eyes*
he's been doing it for the past two weeks phil *shrugs*
$36.70
Eh, I got bored waiting for other people to counter-bid.
chunks said...
"Aww man, you mean there was wit somewhere here and I missed it?"
yup. and you still continue to. so slow man. so slow.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Give 'em the chair!!!
peace man...peace.
Ohhhhh man!! Peace is so boring.
but by bringing peace, we can all then share the love man. share the love.
Okay, $105.56
Surely I've won these items by now!
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