Queen Helga of Genovia

Okay no matter what any of you guys can/will say to me i don't really care but i'm still and most highly likely to forever be a sucker for romantic comedies...there's definately something about a movie that just hooks you into believing that *the perfect guy* actually exists...until the credits end and you leave Hollywood and enter back into the atmosphere of reality...what brought this sudden pesimestic view on the opposite sex?? 7 words..well more like 6 words and 1 number...The Princess Diaries 2 : A Royal Engagement. Haven't seen Cinderella Story (...yet...) but it would have to do pretty damn good for it to earn that half a star more than PD2 by what all those *movie critics* have said.

Anyhoo....the life of Helga continous...okay

• one...shopping for clothes for a guy who you don't really have an idea what their size is can be frustrating
• two...shopping with a *retail expert* who likes and dislikes varying shades of pink can be very very frustrating
• three...shopping with Olga who likes and dislikes varying shades of pink for a guy who you don't really have an idea what their size is is ummmm....an emotion that is indescrible....

To be quite honest...and didn't think i would say this ever cos i love my darlin little fashion capital chaddy in the whole wide world but...chaddy as a fashion capital did not (and geez what a tragedy too) stock enough pink items of clothing for guys. But that's okay...i forgive. That's just the type of person i am.

Freedom has finally ended...parents have returned home...not too happy about the fact that for the second time i have nearly lost my voice (down to a dry rasp..give me a call if you want a *sexy voice* answering back...). And for all those who knew of the living situation...sorry to crush all your fantasies but Olga has returned to her own hut. No more late night weird pringle fuelled chats now...what a pity yeah?? But fear not, we're never that far from trouble.

Second last word from fashion icon Helga...pink is the new black. Last word from Helga...Little Miss and Mr books can have a double meaning that you never would've guessed!! *wink wink Olga*