dr olga's counselling hotline
do YOU have concerns about your current or potential relationship? something just isn't right? things aren't progressing the way you want them to? then call DOCTOR OLGA!
in just a few short sessions (or as many as you need), she can turn your life around. whether you need a sympathetic shoulder to cry on or just someone to tell you that you're being stupid, DOCTOR OLGA can help. true, her methods are unorthodox but they still produce results.
here's what one happy customer said:
"doctor olga has changed my life. she has seen the stupidity of my thoughts about the man in my life and now i can see how stupid i have been too! thankyou so much doctor olga!"
ring now 1800-DR-OLGA.
in just a few short sessions (or as many as you need), she can turn your life around. whether you need a sympathetic shoulder to cry on or just someone to tell you that you're being stupid, DOCTOR OLGA can help. true, her methods are unorthodox but they still produce results.
here's what one happy customer said:
"doctor olga has changed my life. she has seen the stupidity of my thoughts about the man in my life and now i can see how stupid i have been too! thankyou so much doctor olga!"
ring now 1800-DR-OLGA.
posted by viking_mistresses at 11:01 AM
9 Comments:
Hahaha, the funny thing is when I check this site every single night to see at least some glimmer of life on it, no one posts anything. As soon as I forget about it and come back to this site after a couple of days, all of a sudden there is an influx of posts. The blogging God/dess hates me.
Anyhoo, on the off chance that I am suddenly weighed down with the burden of a relationship, I think I'd be too chicken shit to come to you with my relationship related problems, Olga. But ... since I'm free of such burdens, I will bask in your "It's ok, you're still sane" pep talks.
do not be afraid little jktdo. dr olga is fantabulosus! without her i would still be here, sitting in the corner in the foetal position too afraid to embrace life....
just beware though, she's not exactly for the faint hearted with her words.
Dear Dr. Olga,
I recently heard of a wise proverb:
"Don't get a hunny, where you make money."
Is this true? Does this strike out any chance of having relationships with the lovely girls at work (there are heaps!)?
Thanks in advance
dr olga says, approach with caution. at least go for someone in a different department from you. just in case you split, your fellow co-workers can warn you if she's coming!
thanks dr olga!
you are the best!
dear doctor olga,
i was involved in a relationship with a fellow co-worker at the office and it didn't work out. we broke up about 3 weeks ago, but right about that time he had decided to take some annual leave and so he has not been in the office during this time.
what is the protocol now between us now that he has returned to the office, considering he didn't take the break up too well.
but it's anonymous?!?!
how do you know this isn't a story like brokeback mountain?
dear ms anonymous,
cut him off at the knees and ignore him. you are not doing him any favours by trying to "be friends". it fosters hope that you will get back together.
cheers, dr olga
dear doctor olga,
in discussion with fellow female friends about this certain predicament that i find myself in, they have warned me about the possibility of the following scenario occuring.
ex comes back to work and feigns niceities towards me but secretly is in better words to describe it "bitching" about me behind my back.
should i take the moral high ground and ignore him to prove i am the better person, even though this has the potential to spread through the office and damage my "reputation"? or confront him which might set of more disastrous chain of events?
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