choo choo train

after a thoroughly exhausting day spent shopping with helga, i am now the proud owner of new bed sheets. oh how i cannot wait to slip into bed with morgan & finch. the devil woman also forced me to get myself a new phone...ok so she didn't FORCE me to get one...she just harrassed me into it. i have just signed my life away for the next 24 months...

anyway, on to more pressing matters. there is no way helga is gonna wrap up the remaining 11 months of 2005 so i'll just hurry the post along a little and do more GENERAL sorts of things that happened during our year.

• helga and olga making the horrific discovery of the year...that their dear friend amu is living the good life complete with new car, paid-for phone bill, new kitten and FULL TIME JOB
• the june issue of viking mistress "artful display of erotica"
• the many somewhat pathetic attempts to increase the level of intellectual reading material on this blog...with many philosophical topics such as "how to rip a man's heart out"
• the liberating and f*cking expensive experience known as MAN DETOX
• celebrating our 1st birthday of this blog (and i completely forgot about it)

after last night, helga's self-invited guest realised that helga and self invited guest's friendship has sunk to a new low...yelling out incoherent nothings such as "don't sass me" while smacking ass in front of other person's face. then having phone conversation 2 hours later after self-invited guest has gone home.